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    How would you want to die?

    In the spirit of iron's thred.

    But now the question is how would you like to die if you could choose any scenario?

    Me I would want it to be some disastrous event. Huge volcano, meteorite impact. The sun going nova.
    Something like that so I get to se something cool before lights out.

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    I'd want to die by getting eaten by a Great White Shark off the coast South Africa as I was rescuing all those little cute, harmless seals from being lunch.

    That or going down fighting for the country I love!

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    By getting Tasered so much by the cops that my heart goes into failure some fat guy gives me cpr and i come back to get Tasered again ( because we all know how the cops are taser happy, so they would probably taser me again) and then Die...

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    suffocating to death while eating a really fat woman out.

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    While ****ing a bit titted long haired brunnette. I'd want to die just as I come so I can say I came and went at the same time (Richard Pryor joke)...















    Damn this thread now I've got a boner that's lifting my desk of the ground!!!
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    I dunno... I'd like it to be somehting so completely ridiculous that people couldn't help laughing at my funeral...

    I imagine something along the lines of being run over by a clown-car at the circus...

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I dunno... I'd like it to be somehting so completely ridiculous that people couldn't help laughing at my funeral...

    I imagine something along the lines of being run over by a clown-car at the circus...

    Red
    i agree. i would hate to die of a plain old heart attack or a boring car accident. maybe drive my motorbike into a hay bailer or thrusher machine. crash into a mountain in a blimp, get eaten by a python, maybe fall victim to the wolfman or mummy. maybe a combination of the above.

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    either of the 4

    I want a big ass group of people pissed of at me to beat the crap out of me , stab me and then shoot me in the heart and Ill be laughing all the ****ing time haha or jump off the highest cliff over a sea....or driving a bike @ 300mph doing a big ass jump then ****ing crash and the last one would be an attack from wild animals maybe wolves or lions , Id walk staright into their place and smack it on the face , then Id still be alive while theyre eating pieces of me and Ill still be laughing...

    Sick I know

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    Save a group of friends or some very sexy women from a phycho about to shot them with a handgun.

    I jump in and kick his ass, but get shot in the process. We both die. The end.

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    WHile getting my balls sucked by Vida guerra, and my cock sucked by jessica simpson..
    aahhhh, i could see it now... *dream sequence begins*

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    In my sleep of old age with a peacefull dream before I croak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    In my sleep of old age with a peacefull dream before I croak.
    booooooooooooooooooooo all jokes until your serious ass comes alone..i was laughing so hard then i hit yours and im like ahh dammit

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    liver failure from Methyl-tren

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    Im suprised no one has said getting a heart attack at 75 after locking out a new pr in deadlift loaded with halo and tren showing the young guns how to go out in style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    liver failure from Methyl-tren
    what about dbol , drol, winny, and 10g of test?

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    I would like to go out from a heart-attack induced from having sex with Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stephani and the two chicks from the second Resident Evil movie.

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    getting burned alive and then rite before i die from being burnt,drown in a huge vat of thrown up feces

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    Quote Originally Posted by diponyou
    getting burned alive and then rite before i die from being burnt,drown in a huge vat of thrown up feces

    True Tony Montana style....going out hardcore.

    -LL

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    .....o yea,and then getting shot hella times

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    Saving someones life - preferably a child.

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    I would like Dan Marino to throw a football at my temple

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    either saving someone i care about....or in my sleep, i'm definately too scared to feel the pain of death ....i dunno i just have it pictured as the worst feeling ever...

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    Quickly....

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    I don't want it to be just after squatting 1300 benchind 1200 and DLing 1200...that would suck. All that work and no time to enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    I would like Dan Marino to throw a football at my temple



    We have a winner! LMAO..

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    on a bed full of whores!!!!
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    While shaking a vending machine back and forth so hard that it falls on me. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    on a bed full of whores!!!!
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    Lookin thick cuz. I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley at night in East London!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Lookin thick cuz. I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley at night in East London!
    hows it goin smak?

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    good and u Mr Booz?

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    I brought your old girlfriend back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    I brought your old girlfriend back.
    very nice indeed smak we thankyou!!im ok mate!

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    Everythings fine now. Please don't slit your wrists ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Everythings fine now. Please don't slit your wrists ok?
    no worries!!!

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    I'd like to go out in the gym, barbell in my hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    While shaking a vending machine back and forth so hard that it falls on me. . .
    FUNNY!

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    but for real this time

    i would like to die fighting for my country,in a battle/war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
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    I can make that happen. PM me.

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