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  1. 11-08-2005, 11:34 AM #1
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    Unfaithful!!!!!!!!!

    The wife comes home early &finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

    The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

    "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"

    The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

    While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste.

    I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw
    your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . . . . .

    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.

    When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me:

    "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
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  2. 11-08-2005, 11:40 AM #2
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha, now thats good.
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  3. 11-08-2005, 11:43 AM #3
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    HAHA LMFAO that's great... Wait you must know my GF....Hmmmmmm
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  4. 11-08-2005, 11:48 AM #4
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    Thank you, Thank you
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  5. 11-08-2005, 12:11 PM #5
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    Hahahahahahahahahah!!! I will not tell this joke to my girlfriend because she might just kill me and my son needs a father.
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  6. 11-08-2005, 12:13 PM #6
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    hahaahahah thats funny as hell
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  7. 11-08-2005, 03:55 PM #7
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    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!



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  8. 11-08-2005, 03:58 PM #8
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    SC liked my joke
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  9. 11-08-2005, 04:04 PM #9
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    this is your best one yet mate!very good indeed!!
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  10. 11-08-2005, 04:05 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    this is your best one yet mate!very good indeed!!
    What would you guys do without me
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  11. 11-08-2005, 04:40 PM #11
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    there u go booz finally changin the avatar
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  12. 11-08-2005, 05:28 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    there u go booz finally changin the avatar
    was you gettin bored seein the otherone then??
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