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11-10-2005, 05:50 AM #1Anabolic Member
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I Just Drank My Own Piss This Morning! :o
AHKG! IM SUCH AN IDIOT!! AHKG!
See, i usually go pee once in the middle of the night. But i dont have my own bathroom , so i usually just grab an empty water bottle go in there. That way i dont have to get up and walk into my brothers room to pee since the upstairs bathrooms in his room. I have been doin this for months and never had a problem,but this morning i guess i put the one water bottle with pee too close to my drinking water bottle, so then in the darkened room i grabbed the wrong one, and washed my two Redkats and Tamoxifen down with a nice swig of piss!YUMMY! I almost didnt notice it was piss, but it just had the extra "tang", if ya know what i mean. Not to bad reallly. The ammonia burned my throught a little, but not as bad as i thought it would. I chugged downed a good 4 ounces of it until I realized something was amiss. then i stopped, held the rest in my mouth, hastily turned on my lamp and looked at the color of the water.My eyes nearly came out of my head when i realized what i had just done. then i spit the rest back into the bottle. After washing up, i drank a whole bottle of water to dillute it. Then after cursing myself ten times I just started laughing at myself.
Good thing i drink enought water that my piss is weak and not concentrated. I only have a slight tummy ache now.
Do you think ammonia decreases tamoxifen and Redkat absorbtion?
Oh well. You all have a great day. I just had to share that with you.
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11-10-2005, 06:08 AM #2
i did that same thing the other morning but with my poop
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11-10-2005, 06:11 AM #3
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11-10-2005, 07:15 AM #4
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11-10-2005, 07:18 AM #5
If it were my piss it would have tasted like tuna!
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11-10-2005, 07:56 AM #6
LMFAO thats too funny many hahahhaha
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11-10-2005, 08:02 AM #7
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11-10-2005, 08:38 AM #8
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11-10-2005, 08:45 AM #9
Dude, you may not have realized it, but you just gave yourself a shot of jet fuel. Recent studies have shown that drinking urine improves muscle endurance and increases the amount of fast twitch fibers in your muscles. Some are reporting gains of up to 6-10 lbs in just the first wk!!!
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11-10-2005, 09:00 AM #10Originally Posted by stayinstacked
I think someone on AR should be a Guinea pig...and be a test subject.
Any volunteers?
And, no...not me...and not StayinStacked (just in case we ever hook up...I'm not getting near those lips after this theory!)Someone's Little Pumpkie
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11-10-2005, 09:02 AM #11Originally Posted by stayinstacked
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11-10-2005, 09:45 AM #12
Can we save money by injecting piss, or should we just keep drinking Winnie...
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11-10-2005, 10:07 AM #13
nice one lol
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11-10-2005, 10:08 AM #14
that's just nasty
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11-10-2005, 10:15 AM #15
piss guzzler!.......hahahahaha
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11-10-2005, 10:26 AM #16
mmm yummy
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11-10-2005, 10:29 AM #17
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11-10-2005, 10:30 AM #18
i prolly woulda puked everywhere...
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11-10-2005, 11:30 AM #19
lol ALLLLLLLMOST did that myself once, just almost. I have to do that occasionally too(piss in a bottle) if I am too lazy to walk downstairs. Anyway I was drinking a lot of water for the few days prior to this, so when i took a leak in the bottle(a pellegrino green water bottle) there was no difference that could be seen. Anyway I woke up the next morning thirsty as hell, took the cap off about to have a swig and the smell saved me lol. how did you not smell the piss bro? lol
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11-10-2005, 12:32 PM #20
could have been worse. i pissed in a orange gatorade bottle and then put orange food coloring in it before my buddy went to sleep after a night of drinking and put it by his bed. when i woke up i noticed half of it was gone and it was still by his bed. never did tell him but me and his roommate got a good laugh about it.
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11-10-2005, 12:44 PM #21
damn we got some lazy ass dudes in here,too lazy to walk down the stairs and piss, so you would rather have piss jus chillin next to your drinking water.man that sounds dirty....
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11-10-2005, 01:14 PM #22
WTF! by the first 1/2 sip i would have known something was up. I think you enjoyed the taste of urine, you kinky bastard! LOL
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11-10-2005, 01:22 PM #23Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
men get used to piss covered "lips" all the time....dont worry, little spit cleans that right up.
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11-10-2005, 03:13 PM #24
Good stuff
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11-10-2005, 03:15 PM #25
Thats gross but funny too!
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11-10-2005, 03:19 PM #26Originally Posted by DallySomeone's Little Pumpkie
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11-10-2005, 03:22 PM #27Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
eh....im not the one with piss covered lips ....but I dont mind...im a dirty dirty man....and once I get goin, well, a little wizz aint gonna stop the DHALLUS.
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11-10-2005, 08:02 PM #28Originally Posted by Dally
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11-10-2005, 08:17 PM #29
wow just reading your story made me dry heave. That sucks bro.
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11-10-2005, 08:33 PM #30Originally Posted by Dally
hahahahah aint that the truth
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11-10-2005, 08:38 PM #31Originally Posted by MuckDog
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11-10-2005, 11:08 PM #32
How's it taste motha fuker.....
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11-10-2005, 11:25 PM #33Originally Posted by Squatman51
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11-11-2005, 12:29 AM #34Originally Posted by NewKid
I agree:hahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahah ahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhaha hahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhah ahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahha hahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahh ahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahah hahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahaha hhahahahhaaha
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11-11-2005, 01:01 AM #35Junior Member
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squatman that aint right
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11-13-2005, 10:46 AM #36
OOOOhhhhh, Baby, that sounds so deliciously KINKY! So what other body fluids do you like? Share the love! Let's hear the stories!
Love
Anna
Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
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11-13-2005, 11:04 AM #37
ewww.
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11-13-2005, 11:12 AM #38Originally Posted by oldandgrim
Red
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11-13-2005, 11:31 AM #39
too funny.
is that your Idea of PeeCT?
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11-13-2005, 11:49 AM #40Originally Posted by Lavinco
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