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  • Break out the hockey stick

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  • Feed him cus he's so gatdamned skinny

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  • Put him outside cus he's suspiscious-looking

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    Exclamation What should i do?

    There's a man in my house. He came here claiming to be the electrician. He's supposed to be waiting for my mum...who's not at home. She left no prior notice that he was coming so initially i left him outside and continued to browse AR.

    Then the rain started to fall... Torrential rain...couldn't let him get soaked...so i let him in.

    Now he's in here...and overly talkative...and too chipper.

    All the signs that raise suspiscion in the back of my mind.

    He just told me his name...Lionel...how serial-killer is that?

    What should i do?

    Break out my hockey stick...or my anal lube?

    Anyone but Decadbal reply... (Decadbal's answer to anything happens to be anal lube)

    Thanks

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    Ask him if he likes teasing you with his good looks...then sternly walk away...

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    tell him to leave and come back when mummy is home. if his time is important then he should not be waiting on customers to arrive.

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    He has the hardened face of a kungfu master... i don't wanna piss him off

    He may chop suey me

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    if he makes you uncomfortable, then ask him to leave and come back later. It's your house, remember that!

    Fake like you are calling your mom and then tell him that she is sorry that she missed him and to come back later.

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    Tell him to leave and come back later!

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    really though if that is you in the pics in your signature line the he should be the one afraid. don't be a puss!

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    lol... but he might chop suey me...did you miss that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    lol... but he might chop suey me...did you miss that?
    oh yeah. then call 911 or your local police

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    lol... but he might chop suey me...did you miss that?

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA Lavinco me and anyone else(who cares!!)

    ROFLMAO!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ShIT this is toooooo ****ing funny


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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA Lavinco me and anyone else(who cares!!)

    ROFLMAO!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ShIT this is toooooo ****ing funny

    finally... someone 1/2 serious. Woot!

    so Doctor Feel...what should i do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    finally... someone 1/2 serious. Woot!

    so Doctor Feel...what should i do?
    I cant think rite now , smths wrong with my brain but ill come up with something (damn yohimbine hcl making me feel ****ing wierd )

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    brb...going hypo...gotta eat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    brb...going hypo...gotta eat

    Damn I miss saying that....

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    back...a pound of rice later


    mmmmm...yummy to my tummy

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    i say feed that skinny bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    i say feed that skinny bitch

    i say beat the crap outta him with that hockey stick till it breaks

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    i say feed that skinny bitch


    **** it i say feed me

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    **** it i say feed me
    wuteva.....LIONEL


    I think this is the 1st thread in the lounge that hasnt turned gay yet


    Some1 call Matrix

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    punish him for having the name lionel, if he cant sing ...he does not deserve the name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    **** it i say feed me
    Hey Lionel...should've left you out in the rain.

    I swear...you invite a stranger into your home and they wana talk poilitics lol...

    Seriously..the guy wanted to talk politics while he waited werd huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    wuteva.....LIONEL


    I think this is the 1st thread in the lounge that hasnt turned gay yet


    Some1 call Matrix


    not GAY yet ????


    hay nark get that anal lube out and take his manhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    not GAY yet ????


    hay nark get that anal lube out and take his manhood
    He aint deca wtf!!!!!! (and its called anal virginity not manhood , manhood is that thing u like being poked with in there )

    u shouldnt be talking about GAY...I'm a lot gayer than you anyway
    Last edited by *Narkissos*; 11-13-2005 at 01:33 PM. Reason: had to express how i truly felt

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    He aint deca wtf!!!!!! (and its called anal virginity not manhood , manhood is that thing u like being poked with in there )

    u shouldnt be talking about GAY...I'm a lot gayer than you anyway

    Eww...

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    Lmao..

    dudes i gotta go to school and hit the library.

    Hear y'all tomorrow or later tonite aite?

    ~Corey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Lmao..

    dudes i gotta go to school and hit the library.

    Hear y'all tomorrow or later tonite aite?

    ~Corey

    latter bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Eww...
    LOL....thats ****ing cheating.....Ill get ya for it I swear!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    LOL....thats ****ing cheating.....Ill get ya for it I swear!!!

    it's ok bro we all know your gayer than me


    just

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    it's ok bro we all know your gayer than me


    just

    you're on "THE LIST"

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    I will reserve my comment about the hockey stick probably already being lubed...
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





















































    JK

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    feed him!

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    the hockey stick?

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    ya..that damn thing is skinny and hes got one big foot

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    i say bring out the anal lube...

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    anal lube... woot!

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