Broke My Face on Saturday...
Yeppers, got into a fight at the bar (ghay, I know)... Just when I thought I'd have my last fight (During University), some ass came up to my girl and grabbed her face, and called me a fuking idiot... Let me remind you all that I have never seen or met this assclown in my entire life (the wonderful effects of alcohal can be quite astonishing!)... so, I got a lil' edgy and walked up to him... didn't say anything before he started lippin' his mouth off and said he was going to hit me... I told him to. So the tool head butt me in the face... the funniest thing was the guy had the biggest fuking mouth and couldn't fight worth shiet... I thought it was so funny I told him to head butt me again... he did, at this time I punched him in the face a couple times, the bouncers came and grabbed me.... one of the bouncers was new at the club, and punched me right in the face fukin' hard as the other "new" bouncer was holding me... Broke my nose and fracture the bone that is joined to your eye socket (whatever that is)... The funniest thing was
a) I use to work at that bar during university, so, both the new bouncers were fired on the spot
b) The ass that touched my girl got his entire bottom jaw busted and lost his lower teeth... I did happen to catch a glimpse of him at the hospital while the two of us look like pieces of shiet and are being "fixed"...
Jesus, never thought I'd be in another stupid bar fight again in my life... The one time I go for a "drink" at my old bar, within 15 mins, this crap happens... good times, good times. :owned: