The Redneck and Jesus

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes,"
so the
Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
shuffled
over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup
of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
over
there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to "give Jesus a
cup of hot
tea, my treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
thang, how's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant
and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so
the
Redneck said to "give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength
come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
straightening up, and he
raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips
out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
yelled,
"don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"

:lol: