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    The Redneck and Jesus

    An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
    asked
    the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
    restaurant and
    asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes,"
    so the
    Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

    The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
    shuffled
    over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup
    of hot
    tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
    over
    there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to "give Jesus a
    cup of hot
    tea, my treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
    crutches. He
    hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
    thang, how's
    about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the
    restaurant
    and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so
    the
    Redneck said to "give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill."

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
    said,
    "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength
    come back
    into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
    kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
    straightening up, and he
    raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips
    out the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
    yelled,
    "don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"

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