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    Fart Football

    The old folks no sooner hit the pillows when the
    old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
    was that?"
    The old man replied, "It's fart football."
    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says"
    Touchdown, tie score."
    After about five minutes the old man lets another
    one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one
    and says,Touchdown, tie score."
    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
    squeaker and
    says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
    Now the pressures on the old man. He refuses to
    get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard.
    Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything
    he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
    The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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