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11-21-2005, 02:19 PM #1
Homophobes, Read This Sh!t And Tell Me What U Would Do.
This is somewhat of a long story, but I have to go back to the beginning. OK, I was having dinner with a group of ten, fairly diverse group of 30's, 40's, couples, singles, but no homo's. We end up staying at the restaurant for drinks after dinner cuz they have a nice outdoor patio. The waiter who waited on us who was joking around with us throughout the dinner comes outside with his apron and tie off and starts mingling with us. I think nothing of it as the restaurant had closed and the bar was open and I had done this years ago when I was a waiter. At one point after speaking with almost everyone who was there, he looks at me and says "So, what do you do?" I told him I was a dentist. He asked where my office was and yada yada yada, the type of shit you ask someone you just met. He asks if I'm married. I say no. He says "Damn, you must pull a lot of ass in this town." I say something like "Yeah, I do OK, I guess". Then, we proceed to talk about CHICKS for the next 5 minutes, just what types we like, golddiggers, blah blah blah. After that, he turns and starts talking to somebody else and 30 minutes later I leave. . .
The next Monday, my secretary comes to me and says "Your friend Rick is on line 1". I think "My friend Rick? Do I have a friend Rick?" I pick up the phone "Hello?" and hear "HEY, MAN, IT'S THE RICKSTER! HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?!" I say "Uhhh, Rickster?" He says "Yeah, man, you know, Rick, the waiter from (omitted)?" I say "OH, yeah right. . . Uhhh, my weekend was good. Listen, Rick, I've got patients to get to so. . . ."
He says "Oh, that's cool. Listen, I just wanted to see when you wanted to get that drink?" What fvking drink was he talking about? "Listen, Rick, I don't know my schedule yet. Gotta go." "Alright, speak to you later."
So, then, there about FIVE moe calls like this over the next few weeks with me blowing him off everytime. It seems like the guy has no friends or something or maybe he needs a wingman, but he's a little creepy so I'm just trying to blow him off.
A few months go by.
I get a message on my machine "Uhhh, Hi. This is Uh, Richard. I'm interested in getting my teeth whitened so if the doctor could call me back at (omitted), I'd like to ask him a few questions" I KNEW IT WAS HIM. So now, I'm a little freaked out and of course, DO NOT call him back or even take his calls. He calls like that A FEW MORE TIMES OVER THE NEXT FEWMONTHS and then gives up. I don't hear anything for a few more months.
It is now 6 months after that dinner night. I haven't heard from him in a few months. I get a call at 9:30AM at the grocery store on my cell phone from ID UNAVAILABLE.
"Hello?"
"Ooooo, I wanna svck your big d!ck, you gorgeous stud!"
It must be one of my friends fooling around so I say
"Wow, you must be desperate cuz my d!ck is REAL dirty!"
"Oooooo, I don't care I just wanna svck it and fvck you and get you off like never before you b!g fvckin stud!"
It's not one of my friends. . . . IT'S RICK!
"Rick, I know it's you."
*Click* Hangup
A few minutes later . . .
"Hello?"
"You knew it was me?"
"Yeah, how could I forget your creepy voice?"
"So, why did you lead me on that night?"
"What? What do you mean. We shook hands and talked about chicks for five minutes!"
"Yeah, but the way you looked at me. And you fingered my palm."
"I DID NOT finger your palm. I HAVE NEVER fingered ANYONE's palm, especially a MAN'S palm cuz I am 110% straight."
"Well, listen. . . . . Basically, I just wanna svck your dick and fvck the sh!t out of you and. . ."
"WHOA! Stop right there! Understand something Rick. I am 110% straight. Even if youwere a hot chick, I wouldn't do this cuz you're so ****in wierd and creepy. Now listen, if you hang up right now and NEVER call me again or come near me, your health will not be in danger. But understand this, hear me clearly. If you EVER, EVER call me again or come anywhere near me, I swear on my grandmother's grave, I will put you in the ICU drinking through a straw. Is that understood?"
"But. . .:
"ARE WE CLEAR?!"
"Yeah, OK, good luck to you. . . ."
Whew, what would you guys have done? I hate talking to people like that, but I felt like there was no other way. God damn, this pretty face of mine.
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11-21-2005, 02:29 PM #2
**** sakes man thats so weird ! i would go to where he works and scare the living shit out of him, hes basically stalking u bro ! get it sorted, smash him!
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11-21-2005, 02:31 PM #3Originally Posted by icedudez
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11-21-2005, 02:33 PM #4
lol. thats just not cool man, personally id prob get sum1 else to set about him!
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11-21-2005, 02:37 PM #5
I've got a few goons that I've used before, but they're expensive, so I reserve them for "special occasions". This guy's not worth it and he doesn't deserve it unless he calls me again.
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11-21-2005, 03:29 PM #6
fvck that shit mate,seems like youv done wats needed to be done,hopefully thats the end of it!!gay fvck!!!
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11-21-2005, 03:33 PM #7
lol i hate how "some" gays think they can get away with what chicks can, like we wont **** them up for it- i dont think so!
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11-21-2005, 03:34 PM #8
there are so many gays at my gym and it just pisses me off when they are in the changing rooms oogling and me and my buds,fukers!!
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11-21-2005, 03:36 PM #9
Tell him you want to meet somewhere then beat the shit out of him, you gave him his chance time and time again to leave you alone, now kick his ass for making us read that!!!!!
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11-21-2005, 03:37 PM #10Originally Posted by booz
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11-21-2005, 03:41 PM #11
damn bro sucks to b you! hopefully he gets the picture good luck!
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11-21-2005, 03:42 PM #12
was it good for u hunny:P
joke same thing
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11-21-2005, 04:01 PM #13Originally Posted by Mizfit
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11-21-2005, 04:01 PM #14English Rudeboy
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You did the right thing bro.
Not wanting to freak you out but if I were you I would at the very least talk to the cops about this, just so they have it all on file in case this escalates in any way. For instance if he suddenly turned up at your home and you broke his jaw it would look alot better for you if the police already knew about him harrassing you. Hell you may even have enough already for a restraining order - dunno much about your laws over that side of the pond.
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11-21-2005, 04:04 PM #15Originally Posted by NotSmall
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11-21-2005, 04:09 PM #16English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
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11-21-2005, 04:13 PM #17
Homosexual or not, male or female any person acting like that towards me would give me the creeps. Hopefully he wont bother you anymore. But incase he calls again dont threaten him or anything incase he tapes it or some wierd shit like that.
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11-21-2005, 04:15 PM #18
That's a great story but I'd bet you did finger his palm you flaming butt pirate
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11-21-2005, 04:18 PM #19Anabolic Member
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WOW. I must say that you handled that very well. You did all the right things to avoid this lunatic...I just find it amazing how people get the wrong idea.
Personally, I would have freaked out and probably not done what you did (I have not taken these situations well in the past, and I live very close to the gay population you speak of...We're neighbors, practically).
I commend your actions.
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11-21-2005, 04:18 PM #20
Dude that is not a "gay" thing at all.. I mean Yes this happen to be a guy that liked you but this sh!t happens all the time with straight people too. I got stalked by two chicks almost the same way (back in the day) thank God I am married and don't have to hit the bars anymore.
If I were you I would start logging all (if any more) phone calls or encounters with this dude and I would also let someone else you trust know when it happens. Having a stalker is nothing to joke about (gay or not)... sometimes these things end in death.. not trying to scare you or anything but I had to go to the police to get these psycho's off my back and you might consider it if it happens again.. Cover yourself because they might do something and try to put the blame on you.
Just my 2 cents
Oldman
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11-21-2005, 04:37 PM #21Originally Posted by NotSmall
do you even need anything for a restraining order?
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11-21-2005, 08:28 PM #22Originally Posted by Giantz11
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11-21-2005, 08:31 PM #23Originally Posted by icedudez
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11-21-2005, 08:33 PM #24Originally Posted by NotSmall
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11-21-2005, 09:25 PM #25
I would kill him
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11-21-2005, 11:43 PM #26Junior Member
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this ASS CLOWN needs a good ole ass wuppin .. send youre goons over to beat him silly if he calls again ... a LONG nightstick might be what he really needs
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11-22-2005, 09:11 AM #27Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
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11-22-2005, 09:54 AM #28
Sorry Smyl-this is the funniest shiat I have ever read here!
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11-22-2005, 10:59 AM #29Originally Posted by shortie
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11-22-2005, 11:22 AM #30Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
If some ugly fat chick you had no interest in came on to you in a blatant vulgar manner would you threaten to beat her ass? Probably not. Treat him the same way. You're not interested, leave it at that.
If he is a stalker, call the police. You beating the shit out of him will do nothing beside landing you in jail where you'll end up giving some ass to your cell mate.Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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11-22-2005, 11:23 AM #31
LOL. Dude... that's crazy. You handled it very well.
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11-22-2005, 11:25 AM #32Originally Posted by icedudezMuscle Asylum Project Athlete
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11-22-2005, 11:26 AM #33Originally Posted by Carlos_E
A fat chick and some gay dude hitting on you like that is ALOT different IMO.
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11-22-2005, 11:30 AM #34Originally Posted by arthurb999Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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11-22-2005, 11:31 AM #35Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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11-22-2005, 12:12 PM #36Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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11-22-2005, 12:58 PM #37Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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11-22-2005, 12:59 PM #38
carlos_e, dont slag a slagger !
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11-22-2005, 01:39 PM #39English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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11-22-2005, 02:44 PM #40Originally Posted by Carlos_E
There is a big difference. By talking about chicks, clearly the guys isn't gay. Now the guy is calling him like that is completely unacceptable. The final call was asking for a beating. He handled it perfectly and if the guy stalks him anymore, a beating is certainly appropriate.
A skinny can guy hook up with a fat chick (lord knows I've been there) but a normal guy doesn't hook up with gays. He knew the guy wasn't like that and was just being an ass.
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