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  1. 05-13-2002, 05:54 AM #1
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    Joke for Ladies

    A LITTLE GENDER HUMOR...

    1. Q--What should you do if your ex-husband is rolling around in pain on
    the ground?

    A--Shoot him again

    2. Q--Why do little boys whine?
    A--They're practicing to be men.

    3. Q--How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A--One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
    around him.
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    Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
    the screwing part.

    4. Q--What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A--Trustworthy.

    5. Q--What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
    calling your name?
    A--You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

    6. Q--Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
    A--Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

    7. ! Q--What's the best way to kill a man?
    A--Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of Him and ask him to
    choose just one.

    8. Q--What do men and pantyhose have in common?
    A--They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

    9. Q--Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
    A--Because it helps them remember which end to wipe.


    10.Q--What is the difference between men and women?
    A--A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
    A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.


    11.Q--How does a man keep his youth?
    A--By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

    12.Q--How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A--Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
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  2. 05-13-2002, 06:11 AM #2
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    "We can change the world when we change ourselves. And the energy of our consciousness, like the energy of all light, continues into the eternity. When there is light in the soul there will be beauty in the person. When there is beauty in the person there will be harmony in the home. When there is harmony in the home there will order in the nation. When there is order in the nation there will be peace in the world."
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