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  1. 11-22-2005, 08:24 AM #1
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    Smile Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans

    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
    2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A DOG!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
    7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
    9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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  2. 11-22-2005, 08:26 AM #2
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    Are you cutting?
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  3. 11-22-2005, 09:21 AM #3
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    Im not sure they are that smart.
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  4. 11-22-2005, 09:23 AM #4
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    i just took a forward.. i eat what i want
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  5. 11-22-2005, 09:24 AM #5
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    lol thats funny..
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  6. 11-22-2005, 09:27 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i just took a forward.. i eat what i want


    I thought you wrote those.....lol
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    makes sense to me
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    My dog seems to like sweaters. When it's warm enough, he'll take 'em off by himself. Just wish he was smart enough to be able to put it back on.
    My dog hasn't been nuetered, and still hates the vet. He's just sick of being jabbed with needles is all.
    There's usually a big difference between the stenches of dog farts and human farts.
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  9. 11-22-2005, 10:08 AM #9
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    anyone who dresses their dog is a ferry!
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  10. 11-22-2005, 12:06 PM #10
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    u calling me a dog.. did u want me to bark

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    I thought you wrote those.....lol
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  11. 11-22-2005, 12:07 PM #11
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    how did u know what i dressed up as for halloween
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    anyone who dresses their dog is a ferry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u calling me a dog.. did u want me to bark



    no not at all - i read your suject line to fast and thought it said "top 10 pet peeves" not dog peeves.

    Sorry bout that.
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  13. 11-22-2005, 12:33 PM #13
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    i'm jokin:P
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    no not at all - i read your suject line to fast and thought it said "top 10 pet peeves" not dog peeves.

    Sorry bout that.
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    However I wouldnt mind hearing you bark......
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    Wow you look like you gotta sexy butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    Wow you look like you gotta sexy butt.
    Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    how did u know what i dressed up as for halloween
    I didn't say "Dresses up as their dog" I said "Dresses their dog"

    You are on a whole different level.
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  18. 11-22-2005, 02:13 PM #18
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    haha i'm playin:P
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavinco
    I didn't say "Dresses up as their dog" I said "Dresses their dog"

    You are on a whole different level.
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    enuff ppl seem to think it's alright..
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    Wow you look like you gotta sexy butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavinco
    I didn't say "Dresses up as their dog" I said "Dresses their dog"

    You are on a whole different level.
    Yes, in fact you said that anyone who dresses their dog is a a boat that transports people or vehicles across a body of water and operates on a regular schedule, which I thought quite odd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    enuff ppl seem to think it's alright..

    Well of the little bit you're showing off, it looks tasty. Its a side angle so its a bit difficult, but anyways bravo and..........keep it up.
    Plus you look tanned, its always an added bonus.
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    yes the pink hides i know but i know what my ass looks like.. squatas r great for rounding it out
    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    Well of the little bit you're showing off, it looks tasty. Its a side angle so its a bit difficult, but anyways bravo and..........keep it up.
    Plus you look tanned, its always an added bonus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Yes, in fact you said that anyone who dresses their dog is a a boat that transports people or vehicles across a body of water and operates on a regular schedule, which I thought quite odd!
    I guess I should have spelled it "fairy" for people who take their fairies for ferry rides.
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    my dogs got nuthin to complain about..we spoil the hell outta them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    enuff ppl seem to think it's alright..


    i don't.....prove it
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    haha those were pretty phunny.
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    that was great.
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    quit bumping old threads whale
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    meone must of missed it. It was still funny. And stop with the whale thing. I am a kind and sensitive manatee, or sea cow. whichever you prefer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novicenovicen
    meone must of missed it. It was still funny. And stop with the whale thing. I am a kind and sensitive manatee, or sea cow. whichever you prefer.
    with a small weiner...as we discussed earlier in a different thread.
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    No propotionately larger than a whale. Though a blue whale has a 10 footer. I'm only like 8 foot 800 pounds, and mine is 2 foot. So proportionately I win.
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    hey don't bump me buddy
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    Sorry, I'll settle for a light rub.
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