Wives' Duties

**Mizfit** · 11-23-2005, 09:26 AM

>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
>
>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done
at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>
>Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes,and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the firstday he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a landscaper.
>
>God Bless Canadian Women
>

**ttuprincess** · 11-23-2005, 09:28 AM

LMFAO! I love it!

**TheMudMan** · 11-23-2005, 09:30 AM

BOOOOO!!!!!!!

Nah....... it was pretty funny

**Mizfit** · 11-23-2005, 09:32 AM

I'm canadian btw

**spywizard** · 11-23-2005, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I'm canadian btw

**jerseyboy** · 11-23-2005, 09:35 AM

On my wedding day my father inlaw told me what he said to his wife when he got married. He told her that he was the man of the house and he'd be running things. Since then he's been running the washer and drier, the vacuum, the lawnmower, etc., etc...

**spywizard** · 11-23-2005, 09:58 AM

my wife has 1 duty.. and that's to look pretty..

i hire out all the other stuff..

you'd be suprised how cheap people will work for $$$

**Smak** · 11-23-2005, 10:45 AM

haha yea right. You replaced Irish women with Canadian. Since when are Canadian women tough

**spywizard** · 11-23-2005, 10:50 AM

Canadian women??

ALl i know really of Canada is that damn song
"I'm a Lumberjack and i'm ok, I sleep all night and i work all day"

**spywizard** · 11-23-2005, 10:53 AM

here it is..

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
A D
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

**novicenovicen** · 02-28-2006, 06:45 PM

I know some canadian girls, and they will kick your ass.

**Mizfit** · 02-28-2006, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by novicenovicen

I know some canadian girls, and they will kick your ass.

hmm i am canadian

**novicenovicen** · 02-28-2006, 07:22 PM

Yeah you canucks are hard core.

**PLAYA4LIFE** · 02-28-2006, 09:05 PM

don't know much about canada except it is the country to the north of us...

**Hackamaniac** · 02-28-2006, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by novicenovicen

I know some canadian girls, and they will kick your ass.

I haven't found one yet but am not really looking lol

**Rob** · 02-28-2006, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I'm canadian btw

Do you want some more Canadian in you?

**JohnieC** · 02-28-2006, 09:43 PM

Another Quick Joke...Love canadians especially the lovely ladies but this one is ethnically unrelated...

After working in the country a man tucks a sheep under his arm and heads home...He opens the door surprising his wife and says " this is the nasty pig I've been sleeping with" His wife says "that's not a pig it's a sheep!" The man replies harshly "Dammit woman I wasn't talking to you!!!"