I love Speaking Foreign Languages
I was in the gym this morning on the eliptical getting my 45 minutes of Cardio in and after about 20 minutes these two really hot looking Brazilian Milfs walk up and get on the machines on both sides of me. So I am in the middle, well these ladies start talking in Portuguese (I speak Fluent Brazilian Portuguese) and at first I am kind of annoyed. I mean why can't they get on side by side machines and talk....I hate it when people interupt my cardio. Well these ladies go on and on about nothing. Then all of a sudden this guy from the gym walks by and this sets these ladies off. They start going into the fact that not only does this guy have the body of a god, but he also has the face of a real wild man in bed.
They go on and say that their current marriages would certainly not hold them back from gettin busy with this guy. Again, they had no idea that I spoke fluent Portuguese and no other people were really close by at all. They continue their conversation about how their husbands suck in bed and simply have sex and then roll over and go to sleep. One mentions that it has been well over a year since they had anal sex, they both could not believe such a lack of interest. They continued to analyze everyone within view and discussed the flaws and positives about each person's body and how each of these people would perform in bed. I mean we are talking X-rated.
I was not exempt, unfortunately though, I did not get the same glowing reviews as the same gentleman who walked past and got this whole conversation going. However, one of them thought that I had the face of someone who was really good in bed and had a great body, the other girl said that I had a decent body, but she preferred younger guys.....OUCH!
Well, listening to this, that 45 minutes whizzed by.
I climbed off of the Eliptical at about the same time as these ladies and looked at them and thanked them in Perfect Portuguese for the very adult rated entertainment and then looked at the one lady who did not take a fancy to me and said (again in Perfect Portuguese) something to the effect that I do not date women who are past 30's (totally not true just pulling her leg).
After I said these things, these women simply died and the look on their faces was simply priceless. They knew that I heard and understood everysingle word they uttered.
Talk about priceless.
