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my mate who i went travelling with says i am the loudest snorer he has ever encountered
my mum says she can here my through walls
my girl wont let me stay over when she has work/college in the morning cos she gets no sleep
i bought some herbal things off ebay that are supposed to cure 98% of snoring cases - and they even offer a money back guarantee - i havent received them yet though
anyone got any recommendations (aside from not breathing)?
see a doctor
I snore more when I'm heavier............ it doesn't bother me but it does my wife.
buy your girlfriend ear plugs...
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Originally Posted by TheMudMan
yeah me too
it doesnt bother me either but it bothers the hell out of anyone within a 5 mile radius of where i'm sleeping
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Originally Posted by spywizard
good idea
some funny comments.....earplugs - lol. "it doesnt bother me" - lol again
def see a doc if its that bad. there are procedures that can be done to rid that annoying noise
or use a seperate room like my dad does. he used to wake me up when i lived there as my room was next to his. then i would throw stuff at the wall to wake him up but my mom used to get pissed at that as one time the pounding knocked a picture off their wall and landed on them when they there sleeping. classic
dont breath right strips help with this I remember a commercial a while back
there's this weird brace device that you can buy that moves your lower jaw forward that is supposed to help but it costs $800
sod that - i'd rather sleep on the sofa
ill ask my buddies at work 2night as one is getting something done and my other buddy's dad had a procedure. ill get back to you later 2night on this if u want
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Originally Posted by MuckDog
yes please
I recommend Pinkvelvet....she'll take away those snoring habits in an instant!Quote:
Originally Posted by G-Force
Get her ear plugs. Make sure any one who travels with you has ear plugs on them before y'all shove off.Quote:
Originally Posted by G-Force
My dad has this forced induction thing. It uses water to. An air compressor blows across water and pics up some humidity. It's kinda like water injection on a supercharger or turbo charger. It goes over his nose and mouth like a jet pilot. Took him a while to get used to it, but he sleeps better now. Went to a sleep clinic. Said he had pretty bad sleep apnea or how ever you spell it.
Why? what does she do??Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
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Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
well i might just take you up on that offer seeing as she has just dumped me
and one (of her many) reasons was my snoring
and another was my steroid use
oh and there were plenty more, she gave me a long list
silly cow
The nurse chick??Quote:
Originally Posted by G-Force
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
yeah, the ex cat walk model
only lasted 3 and a bit weeks (i was trying to beat my 3month record this time)
she laso said i was too obsessed with bodybuilding (getting up in the night drinking a protein shake in bed then turning over and snoring again didnt help much either)
well u beat mine.....3 weeks is my max...ppl like us should be prostitutes..whaddya think?Quote:
Originally Posted by G-Force
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
yeah its a good idea
i just get used for my body anyway :lol:
i thought it was supposed to be men that used women....
why cant a find a good girl
actually i got a date with someone else tomorrow and she's even hotter :7up:
i'll try not to mess this one up
perhaps i'll even offer to pay for dinner this time
Such a hassle man...I think i might turn gay...things will be alot easier...Quote:
Originally Posted by G-Force
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
oh yeah definitley be easier
i here most gay people have around 30 partners a year
mind you it could get a bit messy :?:
Off Topic:
Just have to say that this is the funniest name for a thread that I've seen.
While browsing the threads in the Lounge, to come across........
"I Snore Like a Bitch"............
Makes me laugh every f*cking time.
~SC~
Cant beat the carhorn video :lol:
but this thread is damn funny. "It doesnt bother me, but it bothers everyone else in a 5 mile radius" haha
Yeah, shit like that is what's funny.
~SC~
She doesn't let you sleep!:wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by IronFreakX
so shell keep me up ALL nite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
Yeah, go see a doctor, there is a good chance that you snoring as badly as you describe could cause you to not sleep as deeply as you should.
I would try the breath right strips to see if that helps.
They also make several different aperates that will help you.
http://www.entnet.org/healthinfo/snoring/snoring.cfm
Read the part about Obstructive Sleep Apnea..
well i do try my best :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
and its true i do snore like a bitch