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    I snore like a bitch

    my mate who i went travelling with says i am the loudest snorer he has ever encountered

    my mum says she can here my through walls

    my girl wont let me stay over when she has work/college in the morning cos she gets no sleep

    i bought some herbal things off ebay that are supposed to cure 98% of snoring cases - and they even offer a money back guarantee - i havent received them yet though

    anyone got any recommendations (aside from not breathing)?

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    see a doctor

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    I snore more when I'm heavier............ it doesn't bother me but it does my wife.

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    buy your girlfriend ear plugs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    I snore more when I'm heavier............ it doesn't bother me but it does my wife.

    yeah me too
    it doesnt bother me either but it bothers the hell out of anyone within a 5 mile radius of where i'm sleeping

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    buy your girlfriend ear plugs...

    good idea

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    some funny comments.....earplugs - lol. "it doesnt bother me" - lol again

    def see a doc if its that bad. there are procedures that can be done to rid that annoying noise

    or use a seperate room like my dad does. he used to wake me up when i lived there as my room was next to his. then i would throw stuff at the wall to wake him up but my mom used to get pissed at that as one time the pounding knocked a picture off their wall and landed on them when they there sleeping. classic

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    dont breath right strips help with this I remember a commercial a while back

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    there's this weird brace device that you can buy that moves your lower jaw forward that is supposed to help but it costs $800

    sod that - i'd rather sleep on the sofa

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    ill ask my buddies at work 2night as one is getting something done and my other buddy's dad had a procedure. ill get back to you later 2night on this if u want

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    ill ask my buddies at work 2night as one is getting something done and my other buddy's dad had a procedure. ill get back to you later 2night on this if u want

    yes please

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    my mate who i went travelling with says i am the loudest snorer he has ever encountered

    my mum says she can here my through walls

    my girl wont let me stay over when she has work/college in the morning cos she gets no sleep

    i bought some herbal things off ebay that are supposed to cure 98% of snoring cases - and they even offer a money back guarantee - i havent received them yet though

    anyone got any recommendations (aside from not breathing)?
    I recommend Pinkvelvet....she'll take away those snoring habits in an instant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    my mate who i went travelling with says i am the loudest snorer he has ever encountered

    my mum says she can here my through walls

    my girl wont let me stay over when she has work/college in the morning cos she gets no sleep

    i bought some herbal things off ebay that are supposed to cure 98% of snoring cases - and they even offer a money back guarantee - i havent received them yet though

    anyone got any recommendations (aside from not breathing)?
    Get her ear plugs. Make sure any one who travels with you has ear plugs on them before y'all shove off.
    My dad has this forced induction thing. It uses water to. An air compressor blows across water and pics up some humidity. It's kinda like water injection on a supercharger or turbo charger. It goes over his nose and mouth like a jet pilot. Took him a while to get used to it, but he sleeps better now. Went to a sleep clinic. Said he had pretty bad sleep apnea or how ever you spell it.
    Last edited by 63190; 11-30-2005 at 06:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I recommend Pinkvelvet....she'll take away those snoring habits in an instant!
    Why? what does she do??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I recommend Pinkvelvet....she'll take away those snoring habits in an instant!

    well i might just take you up on that offer seeing as she has just dumped me
    and one (of her many) reasons was my snoring
    and another was my steroid use
    oh and there were plenty more, she gave me a long list

    silly cow
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    well i might just take you up on that offer seeing as she has just dumped
    and one (of her many) reasons was my snoring
    and another was my steroid use
    oh and there were plenty more, she gave me a long list

    silly cow
    The nurse chick??

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    The nurse chick??

    yeah, the ex cat walk model

    only lasted 3 and a bit weeks (i was trying to beat my 3month record this time)

    she laso said i was too obsessed with bodybuilding (getting up in the night drinking a protein shake in bed then turning over and snoring again didnt help much either)

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    yeah, the ex cat walk model

    only lasted 3 and a bit weeks (i was trying to beat my 3month record this time)

    she laso said i was too obsessed with bodybuilding (getting up in the night drinking a protein shake in bed then turning over and snoring again didnt help much either)
    well u beat mine.....3 weeks is my max...ppl like us should be prostitutes..whaddya think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    well u beat mine.....3 weeks is my max...ppl like us should be prostitutes..whaddya think?

    yeah its a good idea

    i just get used for my body anyway

    i thought it was supposed to be men that used women....
    why cant a find a good girl

    actually i got a date with someone else tomorrow and she's even hotter


    i'll try not to mess this one up

    perhaps i'll even offer to pay for dinner this time

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    yeah its a good idea

    i just get used for my body anyway

    i thought it was supposed to be men that used women....
    why cant a find a good girl

    actually i got a date with someone else tomorrow and she's even hotter


    i'll try not to mess this one up

    perhaps i'll even offer to pay for dinner this time
    Such a hassle man...I think i might turn gay...things will be alot easier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Such a hassle man...I think i might turn gay...things will be alot easier...

    oh yeah definitley be easier

    i here most gay people have around 30 partners a year

    mind you it could get a bit messy

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    Off Topic:

    Just have to say that this is the funniest name for a thread that I've seen.
    While browsing the threads in the Lounge, to come across........

    "I Snore Like a Bitch"............

    Makes me laugh every f*cking time.

    ~SC~

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    Cant beat the carhorn video

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    but this thread is damn funny. "It doesnt bother me, but it bothers everyone else in a 5 mile radius" haha

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    Yeah, shit like that is what's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Why? what does she do??
    She doesn't let you sleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    She doesn't let you sleep!
    so shell keep me up ALL nite?

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    Yeah, go see a doctor, there is a good chance that you snoring as badly as you describe could cause you to not sleep as deeply as you should.

    I would try the breath right strips to see if that helps.

    They also make several different aperates that will help you.

    http://www.entnet.org/healthinfo/snoring/snoring.cfm

    Read the part about Obstructive Sleep Apnea..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Off Topic:

    Just have to say that this is the funniest name for a thread that I've seen.
    While browsing the threads in the Lounge, to come across........

    "I Snore Like a Bitch"............

    Makes me laugh every f*cking time.

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    well i do try my best
    and its true i do snore like a bitch

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