Best Places To Find Women

[Anna Bollick]

Have you tried bar hopping, the Internet or going to a matchmaker to hook up with a woman, with no luck? Maybe you're not looking in the right places. Try clothing stores. Every woman loves to shop; you'll find plenty of babes in their natural habitat. Scope out your type by curising the sportswear section, petite, or plus sizes departments. When you spot a hottie mulling over an expensive dress only to put it back on the rack, insist on buying it for her. Also try garage sales; next to a new dress, there's nothing like a bargain to get a woman in the mood. And you can be sure your garage sale conquest won't be a high maintenance gold-digger. You can also hit the spas and salons. Go for a massage or facial and ask the manicurist or hairdresser which regulars are single and looking. And try male revues. If you have the body for it, get a job as a dancer. If not, get a job as a bartender or bouncer. It's the perfect "can't miss" mix: lots of horny women, booze and nearly naked men. Plus, it will mean some extra cash in your pocket. Okay so maybe the cash won't exactly end up in your pocket. (Penthouse, September, 2005)

Just thought I would put this up - any help is good help, right?


MuX

Oh, Girl, I meet SO MANY nice women out shopping for clothes! I highly recommend it! You can either say you are a CD, or dressing up for a costume party, or you are buying a gift for your ex or sister or elderly maiden aunt or whatever. However, speaking for myself, buying me that lovely blouse you see me admiring in a boutique will not get you a roll in the sack with me. It would get you my phone number, though.

When I still lived as a man, I worked briefly as a dancer. The money can be pretty good. Of course, a lot of your tips will come from men, who will expect to fondle you a bit before stuffing that C-note in your thong. If you can deal with that, you are good to go. Women usually don't tip as well, but they are better fondlers <giggle>. I used to feel like really unclean after a man touched my thing. After a while, you do get used to it. A woman handling my privates always made me purr.

Bartending or bouncing can be good, too, but it is wierd... some women want you to be gay, as so many men are who work behind the bar in that sort of place. Some women shake their heads and wish you weren't gay, even though you really aren't. I guess the best approach is to let it be sort of a mystery.

Love
Anna

[powerliftmike]

hey freakx watever happenned to you hangin around the morgues???them gals a little bit too frigid for ya???

Lol. Sick. I never have believed in the internet, but some people say it's the best for meeting women.

[NotSmall]

No, prostitution is legal in the UK. However, running a brothel is illegal. It is perfectly legal for a woman, or man for that matter, to sell her poonani to anyone agreeable to her price. It is not legal to run a house of prostitution. IOW, you cannot make money of another girl's ass. I actually spent a couple of nights in Southampton walking the streets, when my traveling companion found himself in jail and I had lost all at the Stanley Casino. I did quite well, too. The brits think it is cute when I laugh at the way they talk!

Love
Anna

It really isn't.