Best Places To Find Women

[LAGMuXle]

Have you tried bar hopping, the Internet or going to a matchmaker to hook up with a woman, with no luck? Maybe you're not looking in the right places. Try clothing stores. Every woman loves to shop; you'll find plenty of babes in their natural habitat. Scope out your type by curising the sportswear section, petite, or plus sizes departments. When you spot a hottie mulling over an expensive dress only to put it back on the rack, insist on buying it for her. Also try garage sales; next to a new dress, there's nothing like a bargain to get a woman in the mood. And you can be sure your garage sale conquest won't be a high maintenance gold-digger. You can also hit the spas and salons. Go for a massage or facial and ask the manicurist or hairdresser which regulars are single and looking. And try male revues. If you have the body for it, get a job as a dancer. If not, get a job as a bartender or bouncer. It's the perfect "can't miss" mix: lots of horny women, booze and nearly naked men. Plus, it will mean some extra cash in your pocket. Okay so maybe the cash won't exactly end up in your pocket. (Penthouse, September, 2005)

Just thought I would put this up - any help is good help, right?


MuX

[IronFreakX]

I find that standing in a corner with my leapord skin thong and a fur coat works best..whenever i see a woman who looks like she has cash i flash my goods at her....never fails....u should give it a try

[S.P.G]

lol....................

I find that standing in a corner with my leapord skin thong and a fur coat works best..whenever i see a woman who looks like she has cash i flash my goods at her....never fails....u should give it a try

[spywizard]

60% of marriages occure from meeting thier partner (wife/husband) at work..

the best pick up place is bars..

but it's the staff you want to be friendly with..

1. they have a job, they have a job, they have a job
2. they don't/can't party during the normal times, thus you can party late
3. the women in the bar don't really care if you date the other women that work there... in a matter of fact, they will pass you around (if you are good looking anyway)
4. you get free drinks and food..

[Mizfit]

I don't want what everyone else has had

60% of marriages occure from meeting thier partner (wife/husband) at work..

the best pick up place is bars..

but it's the staff you want to be friendly with..

1. they have a job, they have a job, they have a job
2. they don't/can't party during the normal times, thus you can party late
3. the women in the bar don't really care if you date the other women that work there... in a matter of fact, they will pass you around (if you are good looking anyway)
4. you get free drinks and food..

[Money Boss Hustla]

Join a club or sport that interests you. Might meet someone that way.

Just get out there and network. You'll start meeting people and they'll introduce you to their friends.

Internet is the new way. Be prepared to weed through lots of losers...but there are quality chicks out there...for quality guys.

[NotSmall]

I like it in Dogma when Jay and Silent Bob hang out outside an abortion clinic 'cause they figure it'll be a good place to meet loose women.

[Booz]

I find that standing in a corner with my leapord skin thong and a fur coat works best..whenever i see a woman who looks like she has cash i flash my goods at her....never fails....u should give it a try

hey freakx watever happenned to you hangin around the morgues???them gals a little bit too frigid for ya???

[Booz]

I like it in Dogma when Jay and Silent Bob hang out outside an abortion clinic 'cause they figure it'll be a good place to meet loose women.

lol great scene!!!

[Smak]

Definately a coffee shop.

[oldman]

I used to hang out at the homeless shelters, those girls were grateful for anything I gave them..

Oh man that was tacky.. I was just kidding.. they made me feed them first.


Anyway I think through friends and work are the most common place to meet for long term relationships. The bar seen is a joke, always has been.. I really never wanted to spend more than one night with someone I met in a bar, of course from the light came on and they saw me they were probably thinking the same thing

Of course I met my wife in a bar sort of.. One of my friends told me about a girl that worked for him (he was a pimp, J/K) and he told me to go meet her at this club where they were doing a lingerie show. I talked to her, she called me a jerk and we moved in together a week later and that was 17 years ago.. Lust at first site.

These are the problems with meeting girls through ......

Friends -->> Oh she is a lovely girl, such a great personality = she is fat

Work -->> If you date and break up your life sucks even more because you have to see her everyday.

Bar -->> sucks because it is dark and it is so easy to hide ugly in the dark.

Dating Service -->> way too much lying.. I am a leggy blonde, nympho that loves to...... Yeah right!! (See the one about friends, same outcome)

Mother fixes you up -->> See Friends above

I think when you find the right one it will just happen, maybe at work, maybe at school, maybe while lurking for hookers.. you never know.

Oldman

[chest6]

my bed

[tempbrit]

Go to Brazil! Seriously, thank me later!

[tempbrit]

I have heard stories of guys who hit up the immigration line down here in Miami for some young hotties looking to stay in the country.

Not into hooking up with women who are not willing participants.

[IronFreakX]

hey freakx watever happenned to you hangin around the morgues???them gals a little bit too frigid for ya???

theyre too cold and they dont do nething...they just lie there

Ohh!! you mean the live ones???

[NYGIANTS21]

I always found that rehab centers work out real good. just give them a rock or two and they are yours for a few hours...

[1819]

Definately a coffee shop.

trying to meet women not men.

[1819]

I always found that rehab centers work out real good. just give them a rock or two and they are yours for a few hours...

what about giants games?

[G-Force]

60% of marriages occure from meeting thier partner (wife/husband) at work..

the best pick up place is bars..

but it's the staff you want to be friendly with..

1. they have a job, they have a job, they have a job
2. they don't/can't party during the normal times, thus you can party late
3. the women in the bar don't really care if you date the other women that work there... in a matter of fact, they will pass you around (if you are good looking anyway)
4. you get free drinks and food..

i agree with all these
but there is one reason why i dont chat up bar staff

they get hit on about 20 times a night

i refuse to be just some other bloke to add to their list

[Booz]

theyre too cold and they dont do nething...they just lie there

Ohh!! you mean the live ones???

good man!!

[oldman]

[QUOTE=IronFreakX]theyre too cold and they dont do nething...they just lie there

QUOTE]

Heck I did some that were like that and they were NOT from the morgue.

[spywizard]

I don't want what everyone else has had

i hear ya..

[SwoleCat]

The best place to find a woman is at the woman store.



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[tempbrit]

Did anyone see Wedding Crashers???

Weddings and Funerals!

[collar]

I don't want what everyone else has had

you have no choice everyone seems to get around these days

[LAGMuXle]

I'm glad everyone has their own technique.. that way I don't have share my secrets

[G-Force]

womens bathrooms

u can meet a lot of women there

[IronFreakX]

womens bathrooms

u can meet a lot of women there

I used to go to the womens bathroom in college with my X...dude the shit that happens there

Drug de****g , girls kissin , smokin up , snortin etc.... I was the only guy who went in there tho,....felt all special and shit

[G-Force]

I used to go to the womens bathroom in college with my X...dude the shit that happens there

Drug de****g , girls kissin , smokin up , snortin etc.... I was the only guy who went in there tho,....felt all special and shit

i bet you were wearing a dress though so no one noticed

[IronFreakX]

i bet you were wearing a dress though so no one noticed

F U

[AnabolicBoy1981]

60% of marriages occure from meeting thier partner (wife/husband) at work..
.

Also, 50% of the time when ppl cheat its with ppl at work. So basicaly ppl hook up at work. Personally i think that is stupid. I dont like to shit where i eat. Even Dr. Phil will tell you thats a bad idea.

But i did plan on tryin the male stripper idea. I most likely will after my next cycle. I dont feel sexy enough right now. But when im tanned and shaved and have another 10-15lbs on me, there will be no stopping me.

[G-Force]

Also, 50% of the time when ppl cheat its with ppl at work. So basicaly ppl hook up at work..

this is bad news for me
being in engineering i work with fat, sweaty middle aged men

all the girls i meet are in bars and most of them are b!tches

[decadbal]

whore houses boys... whore houses

[Bigen12]

whore houses boys... whore houses

[solid-d]

A good place to find woman is









ON MY WEE WEE

[bigbouncinballs]

Definately a coffee shop.

i second that... library, starbucks, anything but a bar. those women are all the same.

i met my wife at the gym.

[decadbal]

the correct place to find a woman is in the kitchen

[G-Force]

whore houses boys... whore houses

i just found out that prostitution is LEGAL in the uk
i was quite surprised

if that is the case why dont we have loads of women sitting in windows beckonning you to come in like they do in amsterdam and germany

i was in a whore house the other day actually
i wasnt fcking any of them but my mate was - i just sat there and wound up the girls

they were like "are you gonna **** me" and i was like "NO"

why not are you gay?
no i just dont wana **** you
dont u fancy me?
your not my type

ha ha i love winding them up
i get them down to about £10 then walk off

[NotSmall]

i just found out that prostitution is LEGAL in the uk
i was quite surprised

I could be wrong G but I don't think that's correct.

[Anna Bollick]

I could be wrong G but I don't think that's correct.

No, prostitution is legal in the UK. However, running a brothel is illegal. It is perfectly legal for a woman, or man for that matter, to sell her poonani to anyone agreeable to her price. It is not legal to run a house of prostitution. IOW, you cannot make money of another girl's ass. I actually spent a couple of nights in Southampton walking the streets, when my traveling companion found himself in jail and I had lost all at the Stanley Casino. I did quite well, too. The brits think it is cute when I laugh at the way they talk!

Love
Anna