Ex Girlfriend

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12-02-2005, 07:10 PM
Money Boss Hustla

Ex Girlfriend

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

“Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah?" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...........

I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.
12-02-2005, 07:17 PM
Rob

lmfao
12-02-2005, 07:18 PM
63190

ha-ha
12-02-2005, 07:30 PM
Bryan2

HAHA Oh shit that was dam funny!!!
12-02-2005, 07:35 PM
TheMudMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

“Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah?" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...........

I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.

:aaGreen22

That was great
12-02-2005, 07:36 PM
Zapp

Why did you hang up on her? You are crazy bro.
12-02-2005, 07:45 PM
305GUY

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Originally Posted by Zapp

Why did you hang up on her? You are crazy bro.

cause she says she gained a few pounds. I would have done the same. (well maybe :D)
12-02-2005, 08:00 PM
Zapp

Quote:

Originally Posted by 305GUY

cause she says she gained a few pounds. I would have done the same. (well maybe :D)

Thing is, a few lbs to her might mean 5 or 10. I would have atleast met up with her to find out.
12-02-2005, 08:08 PM
lucabratzi

**** that, i would have gone there and banged the hell out of her, im also a horny college kid that hasnt got laid in a while, if u had some animosity towards her i would just bang her and be like "u like that u fat bitch" "oink for me piggy"
12-02-2005, 08:15 PM
O.M.E.G.A

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Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

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I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.

ok good,

I read the whole thing and was like "this guys a softy"

then you redeemed your self with the above
12-02-2005, 08:42 PM
Keyser Sozey

lmao
12-02-2005, 08:44 PM
jef

That's fuqn great! I'm with Zapp...I would have at least met up with her to find out. Any case...that's funny shiznit.
12-02-2005, 09:17 PM
steve0

i woulda still hitt it as long as she didnt get to outta hand
12-02-2005, 11:13 PM
.45Caliber

You did the right thing
12-02-2005, 11:18 PM
chest6

dude wtf..thats guaranteed one night session at least. I dunno..if i started doing my ex eventually i might get attached again. But hey, I did all summer and didnt think anything of it rather than good sex :)
12-02-2005, 11:30 PM
Prada

I would accept some oral or make her pay me to bang her
12-02-2005, 11:30 PM
SprinterOne

I think that is awesome. I think the only other option would have been a one-night hookup then telling her to get lost. There is always a reason people break up, and time doesn't change that. Way to be a man, I think a lot of guys on here would have gone back to her and gone through the same crap that caused the first breakup.
12-03-2005, 09:59 AM
Evil Predator

never sleep with ex's, unless theyve wronged you and you want to get them attached and ctush their pathetic little hearts...
12-03-2005, 11:27 AM
taiboxa

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Originally Posted by Evil Predator

never sleep with ex's, unless theyve wronged you and you want to get them attached and ctush their pathetic little hearts...

funny how that strategy always BACKFIRES~! kuz before you kan crush their lil heart. .THEY CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN~! ROFL
12-03-2005, 11:30 AM
icedudez

lol nice one
12-03-2005, 11:47 AM
PrairieDawg

you shoulda banged the fatty
12-03-2005, 11:59 AM
G-1000

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Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

you shoulda banged the fatty

:lol: i 2 this
12-03-2005, 12:09 PM
powerliftmike

Haha, good move.
12-03-2005, 12:30 PM
taiboxa

i woulda humped her and been like
"So.. do you wanna be my lil retarded PET?"
12-03-2005, 01:21 PM
MatrixGuy

LMAO! :lol: You tight bas*ard MBH :D
12-03-2005, 01:25 PM
1819

mbh, that is priceless.
12-03-2005, 01:44 PM
Dalton5

Bald and chubby?, dont be so hard on yourself pimp, judging from those pics you posted your a strapping young buck with a full head of hair ta boot.
12-03-2005, 01:52 PM
LORDBLiTZ

LOL, not bad
12-03-2005, 01:57 PM
Hackamaniac

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve0

i woulda still hitt it as long as she didnt get to outta hand

true dat
12-03-2005, 02:07 PM
juicy_brucy

Funny, to the last.
12-03-2005, 02:38 PM
big daddy k de

im my ex ever called me up for a romp ...damn i would be so in her pants luv that girl!