Thread: Ex Girlfriend
12-02-2005, 06:10 PM #1
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
“Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah?" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...........
I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.
12-02-2005, 06:17 PM #2
12-02-2005, 06:18 PM #3
12-02-2005, 06:30 PM #4
HAHA Oh shit that was dam funny!!!
12-02-2005, 06:35 PM #5Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
That was great
12-02-2005, 06:36 PM #6
Why did you hang up on her? You are crazy bro.
12-02-2005, 06:45 PM #7Originally Posted by Zapp
12-02-2005, 07:00 PM #8Originally Posted by 305GUY
12-02-2005, 07:08 PM #9
**** that, i would have gone there and banged the hell out of her, im also a horny college kid that hasnt got laid in a while, if u had some animosity towards her i would just bang her and be like "u like that u fat bitch" "oink for me piggy"
12-02-2005, 07:15 PM #10Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
I read the whole thing and was like "this guys a softy"
then you redeemed your self with the above
12-02-2005, 07:42 PM #11Anabolic Member
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12-02-2005, 07:44 PM #12Member
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That's fuqn great! I'm with Zapp...I would have at least met up with her to find out. Any case...that's funny shiznit.
12-02-2005, 08:17 PM #13
i woulda still hitt it as long as she didnt get to outta hand
12-02-2005, 10:13 PM #14
You did the right thing
12-02-2005, 10:18 PM #15
dude wtf..thats guaranteed one night session at least. I dunno..if i started doing my ex eventually i might get attached again. But hey, I did all summer and didnt think anything of it rather than good sex
12-02-2005, 10:30 PM #16
I would accept some oral or make her pay me to bang her
12-02-2005, 10:30 PM #17
I think that is awesome. I think the only other option would have been a one-night hookup then telling her to get lost. There is always a reason people break up, and time doesn't change that. Way to be a man, I think a lot of guys on here would have gone back to her and gone through the same crap that caused the first breakup.
12-03-2005, 08:59 AM #18
never sleep with ex's, unless theyve wronged you and you want to get them attached and ctush their pathetic little hearts...
12-03-2005, 10:27 AM #19Originally Posted by Evil Predator
12-03-2005, 10:30 AM #20
lol nice one
12-03-2005, 10:47 AM #21
you shoulda banged the fatty
12-03-2005, 10:59 AM #22
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i 2 this
12-03-2005, 11:09 AM #23
Haha, good move.
12-03-2005, 11:30 AM #24
i woulda humped her and been like
"So.. do you wanna be my lil retarded PET?"
12-03-2005, 12:21 PM #25
LMAO! You tight bas*ard MBH
12-03-2005, 12:25 PM #26
mbh, that is priceless.
12-03-2005, 12:44 PM #27Associate Member
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Bald and chubby?, dont be so hard on yourself pimp, judging from those pics you posted your a strapping young buck with a full head of hair ta boot.
12-03-2005, 12:52 PM #28LORDBLiTZ Guest
LOL, not bad
12-03-2005, 12:57 PM #29Originally Posted by steve0
12-03-2005, 01:07 PM #30
Funny, to the last.
12-03-2005, 01:38 PM #31
im my ex ever called me up for a romp ...damn i would be so in her pants luv that girl!
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