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    Exaggerate

    Who's AR's biggest Braggart?

    I'd like to see who comes up with the best and biggest Brag in relation to themselves.

    I'll start.

    My arms are so big that i have to warm-up with lateral raises before i do normal stuff like showering... or i'll injure myself.


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    after i tee off and the ball is sailing through the air i turn to my oppenet and say " people dont even go on vaction that far "

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    that guy that was like "Rate my Strength" in the workout forum. Haha remember that??

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    My penis WAS so large I needed surgey for a reduction in size.Took off 5 inches,and still left me hanging with 12 solid inches of love muscle.























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    I'm so HUGE...i sat down on a sidewalk once and got a parking ticket.

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    My glutes are so big,when I bend over you can play poker on my ass....wait...that doesn't sound right.....I mean my..........














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    the model with the man with the globe on his shoulders, thats me...

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    I'm so big that when I'm sat in the pub next to booz everyone starts clapping if I take a gulp of my pint and booz keeps talking.

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    I'm having some pictures put on a disk right now at Walgreens photo. It should be done in a few days, normally it only takes 15 min to copy but I'm so huge the copy time will be 2-3 days.

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    im so big.. that.. im bigger than Nark!


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    im so big that once i tried to wipe my own ass and it didnt work so i had to do it from the front lol (its true)

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    Im so ghey I make the guy in my avvy look straight..

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    I'll soon be bringin' a very good dentist on board to my V.X. HustleSquad to offer services to those I come in contact with.

    Evidently, when I run into women in passing, it's been rumored that I am so damn sweet, I'm givin' these women cavities. So, in addition to be able to help them out fitness wise, I'll also have the ability to supply the needed oral surgery care. If they decide to hook up w/me and just go w/their first instinct, they get 15% off of any future work performed.

    Hustler Code 546.

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    Well, Im sooooooo big and I'm goona half to get surgery cause all these big muscles are ruining my health...
    I have to have my muscles surgicaly removed...
    It's for the best.

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    I’m so massively massive when I comb my hair I poke myself I the eye with my biceps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    I’m so massively massive when I comb my hair I poke myself I the eye with my biceps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    ^ Lamer!@

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    Hey EVERYBODY ........


    Come see how good I look.....

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    u all suck each others cocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u all suck each others cocks
    Oooooo you mucky little girl!

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    I love to look at myself in the mirror so much that i'll even do it when i'm having sex because I just can't get enough of myself. Then when it's over I'll go back over to my computer and watch how I performed since I was too caught up admiring my body and muscles during the actual sex. Ahhh.. the beauty of having a webcam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u all suck each others cocks
    cause the growth hormone made it too big for females...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan2
    Hey EVERYBODY ........


    Come see how good I look.....

    Ron Burgundy...

    stay classy!!

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    My dick is so big, when I piss I don't shake it like you guys.... I kick it!

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    my thighs are so strong i manage to crush 2 big nuts between them many times throughout an average day

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    My dick is so big it has an elbow......



    My dick is so big it sheds its skin once a month......



    My dick is bigger than David Hasselhauf is in Germany….

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    My dick is so big it has an elbow......
    I think you broke it dude...


    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    My dick is so big it sheds its skin once a month.....
    Some moisturiser should sort out that flaky skin for ya...


    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    My dick is bigger than David Hasselhauf is in Germany….
    Who is Germany?

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    I'm so big my ass has its own zip code.


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    lotsa braggers here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    lotsa braggers here

    Not Bragging,

    Just the God's Honest Truth......

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    I think you broke it dude...
    Nah, if I did there would be a press release....



    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Some moisturiser should sort out that flaky skin for ya...
    Sounds good, I'll be waiting for you to apply it....

    Make sure your hands are warm.....

    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Who is Germany?
    Look Left, there it is....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Sounds good, I'll be waiting for you to apply it....

    Make sure your hands are warm.....
    Hands?!? - On something as fiddly as that I think I'd use a Q tip!

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    My dick is so big I fvck car washes...

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