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    Am I old enough, Is this enough?? help plzz!

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    weeks 1-6 anadrol @150mgs/week
    weeks 1-16 Decca@600mgs/week
    weeks 1-18 some kind of test? 800mgs/week
    weeks 12-19 winstrol @ 100mgs/week

    Got all my stuff ready to start.
    I've been told from my bros to add some hgh to it, should I?
    How big do you think I'll get?

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    Not even close pal, get a good diet ( diet foruum ) build a base.

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    TOO YOUNG. 160lb? I would stay natural until your at least 22 with plenty of good clean calories.

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    joke right =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Not even close pal, get a good diet ( diet foruum ) build a base.

    I just injected 5 minutes ago this site got me all pysched up!!! to late now , guess I'll just float it out and see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    ok stats
    6'5''
    160
    training-currently on 3rd month
    18 years old
    weeks 1-6 anadrol @150mgs/week
    weeks 1-16 Decca@600mgs/week
    weeks 1-18 some kind of test? 800mgs/week
    weeks 12-19 winstrol @ 100mgs/week

    Got all my stuff ready to start.
    I've been told from my bros to add some hgh to it, should I?
    How big do you think I'll get?
    Good one bro!

    ~Pinnacle~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle
    Good one bro!

    ~Pinnacle~

    What are you speaking of pinnacle?

    How big will I get do you know?

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    Dude, just wait, you're gonna get up to like 340!!! I bet your bench will triple along with your squats too!

    And it also will grow you brain cells...

    it will make your dick bigger....

    give you the ability to beat up 3 people at once....

    and all the girls will love you...



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    OMFG is this for real? bro if this is real..you're a cheese dick..3 months, 3 more years and you still won't be ready for gear..you don't know ANYTHING...don't fvck urself up b/c your highschool crush is dating a football player..get real bro..go hang out in the diet/workut/ and supplement forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    Dude, just wait, you're gonna get up to like 340!!! I bet your bench will triple along with your squats too!

    And it also will grow you brain cells...

    it will make your dick bigger....

    give you the ability to beat up 3 people at once....

    and all the girls will love you...



    OH my! I knew it!

    I thought it shrinks my willy?

    Im going to beat up this kid named todd tomorrow in my 3rd peroid , show him who hes been picking on.

    the girls will love me!!!!!! I can finally get laid!

    thanks for the response man. I knew steroids were the real deal.

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    Bored today aren't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigpup101
    OMFG is this for real? bro if this is real..you're a cheese dick..3 months, 3 more years and you still won't be ready for gear..you don't know ANYTHING...don't fvck urself up b/c your highschool crush is dating a football player..get real bro..go hang out in the diet/workut/ and supplement forum
    Should I up my dose of celltech along with my gear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle
    Bored today aren't we?

    No....why you ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    ok stats
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    training-currently on 3rd month
    18 years old
    weeks 1-6 anadrol @150mgs/week
    weeks 1-16 Decca@600mgs/week
    weeks 1-18 some kind of test? 800mgs/week
    weeks 12-19 winstrol @ 100mgs/week

    Got all my stuff ready to start.
    I've been told from my bros to add some hgh to it, should I?
    How big do you think I'll get?
    I say do this...

    week 1-24 2500mg test
    week 1-26 1200 Deca
    week 1-26 Anadrol 200mg ED
    week 1-26 Dbol 100mg


    skip PCT you don't need it for this cycle
    Last edited by Tyrone_Biggums; 12-06-2005 at 04:43 PM.

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    Theres been so many threads I've read like this, it was sad at first now its funny how ignorent some of these people are when it comes to training and steroids . They want there magic pill and dont want to work at all for big gains. All this media hype is putting the word steroids in teenagers heads and other peoples like its the answer and diet and hardwork is not needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone_Biggums
    I say do this...

    week 1-24 2500mg test
    week 1-20n 1200 EQ
    week 1-10 Anadrol 200mg ED
    week11-20 Dbol 100mg


    skip PCTweek
    Darn why didnt you tell me that earlier? I would have gotten more...

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    LMAO...........This is Classic right here.

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    i love a good joke!!!!

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    holy shite, this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. did you even read anything before you started your cycle? holy crap. 600mg deca and 800mg test for you first cycle????!!!!! are you retarded or joking?

    $100 sais this kid gets rediculous gyno, perhaps a stroke, maybe a heart attack, and probably won't gain much weight except for bloat.

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    but you know what you are right , i read this one post . this guy says i dont go to the gym to workout but i do push ups , crunches and pull pull ups at home and i want to do a cycle !!! "cant i grow on gear with out working out?" he asked me. people are comfused!!!

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    i i told him are you ****ing kidding me!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex7674
    but you know what you are right , i read this one post . this guy says i dont go to the gym to workout but i do push ups , crunches and pull pull ups at home and i want to do a cycle !!! "cant i grow on gear with out working out?" he asked me. people are comfused!!!

    Yeah lol I remember that one.

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    wow, i thought this was for real when i first read it!!!!! dayuuuum! that would have def. f*cked you up!

    I like the one about the 14 year old kid who wanted to do a dbol only cycle cus his buddy's were doing it! hahhaa, the kid WOIULD NOT LISTEN TO US!!!!!!!!

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    this will explain alot!
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    i remember the lazy ass who wanted to juice for his push ups lol.....never underistemate the stupidity and laziness of fat ass ppl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask

    training-currently on 3rd month
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    How can you say that with a straight face


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    i was about to flip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trulbfan3
    i remember the lazy ass who wanted to juice for his push ups lol.....never underistemate the stupidity and laziness of fat ass ppl
    LOL...Show some links, man!

    I thought this thread was real at first. Thank God...Although there are so many idiots out there who want to gas up but don't know the first thing about training and nutrition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingbrew
    holy shite, this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. did you even read anything before you started your cycle? holy crap. 600mg deca and 800mg test for you first cycle????!!!!! are you retarded or joking?

    $100 sais this kid gets rediculous gyno, perhaps a stroke, maybe a heart attack, and probably won't gain much weight except for bloat.

    Read the whole thread... He is busting on newbies who post this kind of shit.....

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    LMAO. Just to think how many youngs lads are going to read this and give it a try there first cycle. Pathedic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topvega
    Read the whole thread... He is busting on newbies who post this kind of shit.....
    oh haha woops, sorry, i was so F***in pissed after reading the first couple posts that i didnt read the whole thing, this is a good point!!..... this is def becoming a problem, i'm seeing a lot of kids at the gym just like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingbrew
    oh haha woops, sorry, i was so F***in pissed after reading the first couple posts that i didnt read the whole thing, this is a good point!!..... this is def becoming a problem, i'm seeing a lot of kids at the gym just like this.



    I've been hearing about alot of older users offering new kids at the gym steroids just to make some extra cash it seems.....f'd up if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    ok stats
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    training-currently on 3rd month
    18 years old

    weeks 1-16 Decca@600mgs/week
    weeks 1-18 some kind of test? 800mgs/week
    weeks 12-19 winstrol @ 100mgs/week

    Got all my stuff ready to start.
    I've been told from my bros to add some hgh to it, should I?
    How big do you think I'll get?
    weeks 1-6 anadrol @150mgs/week
    hahahaha nuff said,,greatest drug for 18 year olds

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    you should have started drol when you turned 14!

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    I shoot my bicep with snythol hourly to maintain my 30 inch biceps

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I shoot my bicep with snythol hourly to maintain my 30 inch biceps
    pffffffffft... i shoot it into my nipples to get that "I'm a top pro..thus here's my top-pro-gyno" look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    pffffffffft... i shoot it into my nipples to get that "I'm a top pro..thus here's my top-pro-gyno" look
    more gyno the better..gotta make those boobies grow!

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    i mite inject snythol into my gf's ass when shes asleep to get that "j-lo" look lol lol

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