Omg!

So Im in the gym training shoulders on Friday. Half way through my workout I have to take a piss, so I go to the bathroom to do so. I wash my hands and realize there is no paper towel and I hate using those had dryers so I go to grab some paper towel from one of the stalls and what do I find when I walk in the stall, a fresh turd sitting in the toilet that must have been about 3inches in diameter, 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER, WHO THE HELL CAN SHIT LIKE THAT?!?!?! So I go back to my workout looking for the fruitiest looking guy in the gym b/c god knows no straight mans brownhole is that loose.

LMAO :lol: :lol:

i hate when i find that, even worse when it fu(king stinks and u cant stop smelling it through your whole workout!!!!

That was me bro... sorry :D :lol:

ty for sharing

Im just amazed at how something like that can even make its way to the end of the tunnel.

the ass and pussy can stretch real far and accomodate more than u know :D

The real question is how much pain was the mofo in that squeesed out that badboy.

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

my brother and his friends went on a senior party to a place like chucky cheese called "celebration station" during the day he went to piss and found a terd in the toilet that he claims was as big around as a can of dogfood!

if i laid that shit down i would leave it too. thats somehting to be proud of, u dont just wannna flush it down, let everyone marvel in ur hard work.

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Originally Posted by gsxxr

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

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Had to share it with someone, its not ever day you see turd half the size of a baseball bat chllin in the can. I was fukcin disgusting to tell you the truth.

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Originally Posted by lucabratzi

if i laid that shit down i would leave it too. thats somehting to be proud of, u dont just wannna flush it down, let everyone marvel in ur hard work.

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:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by johan

The real question is how much pain was the mofo in that squeesed out that badboy.

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Ha ha dont u mean how much pleasure did he get

I've actually seen that happen before except it was on the toilet!! I think this guy must have known it was going to be a winner. Probably wanted everyone to see his materpiece. Sick fcuks!!

I once seen a turd that had soaked up almost all the water in the toilet. The toilet could not be flushed. It was at work, so I know it was one of my co-workers.

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Originally Posted by gsxxr

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

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Haha, yes. If you find the guy ask him about a courtesy flush next time.

Well, they say width is more important than length! :0w00t:

i havent laughed this hard in a long time, thnx!

Those are the worst. I have prolly seen the biggest log ever though. I was staying with some teammates in a hotel in Quebec when I used to play soccer. I was rooming with this pretty big guy, he goes and takes a shit that he made everyone look at because it was literally impossible to imagine how big his asshole must be to shit it out. It was approximately the size of a loaf of bread...NO JOKE guys. It would not fit down the toilet or break up when he flushed a few times. He actually had to pick it up outta the toilet and just throw it in the garbage it was so bloody big.

Most disgusting thing I have ever seen, just because it made me realize he must be gay.

-Bino

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Originally Posted by Testsubject

Had to share it with someone, its not ever day you see turd half the size of a baseball bat chllin in the can. I was fukcin disgusting to tell you the truth.

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lmao :lol:

ive had bigger, SHIT that hurt!

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Originally Posted by chest6

ive had bigger, SHIT that hurt!

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did it make you bleed:lol:

nahhhhh..felt like it tho

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........too funny:lol: