Best ever revenge you got on someone??
Well we all know the best way of making urself feel better when someone pisses you off is REVENGE. So just wondering if anyone has any interesting revenge stories to tell. I'll start off with a couple of my own:
An unfaithful cow and her money are soon parted
About three years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organised a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...
Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost £600 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly £700 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get atleast 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!
On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly £100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack :wg:
By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to £3,500. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to London. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another £175 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to London coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of mates and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bi*ch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good:evil2:
Reminds me of that credit card ad:
Cost of being a deceitful, lying, unfaithful cow nearly £3,500
Cost of not trying to screw your boyfriend over.....nothing!
The thief who got taught a lesson
While I was at uni this fat guy was ste****g food out of the communal fridge. Anything sweet he'd have. Everyone knew it was him. So a friend of mine got her mum to make this awesome cake. We then made a nice chocolate filling and covered it with chocolate. We left it in fridge and sure enough 2 days later about half was missing.
So where's the revenge you say...well the chocolate was laxative chocolate. The guy spent the next 4-5 days on the loo and I swear he must have lost about 35-40lbs in those 5 days. We never had anything missing from the fridge again.
S