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12-05-2005, 10:04 AM #1
Best ever revenge you got on someone??
Well we all know the best way of making urself feel better when someone pisses you off is REVENGE. So just wondering if anyone has any interesting revenge stories to tell. I'll start off with a couple of my own:
An unfaithful cow and her money are soon parted
About three years ago I was dating this complete cow who I found out had slept with some dick I knew. Well I was very calm and I organised a whole 3 day weekend away together. On the morning we left and were at the train station I pretended to forget my wallet with all my credit cards and everything. I made a real deal about forgetting my wallet and how I wanted to make the weekend really special and that I had loads of surprises planned etc, etc. I suggested that we put everything on her credit cards and I would pay her back when we got back (I had always pretty much paid for everything on most of our dates so I suppose she thought I was good for it)...
Well we racked up quiet a bill. The country estate we lived in cost £600 per night. We dined at some pretty expensive restaurants.....one night we spent nearly £700 largely due to the fact that I kept on ordering really expensive wine/champagne (tasted like crap but I wasn't paying for it!!). And the food was that gourmet crap. I had to order 4 main courses one night just to get atleast 300g of meat!!! What a rip off!!!
On the second night there was this fit bird at the bar and we had been making eye contact throughout the night so I discreetly ordered her a bottle costing nearly £100...as me and the cow left...that felt good. Then there were other things like massages, spa treatments and a brand new suit for me (still got that. It's got a silk interior...real nice)!!. She was a bit cautious at first especially when she saw some of the bills but I just gave her the "you've made me so happy this past year so I want to give you a magical weekend where money is no object" crap! Then she relaxed and her credit card took all the flack
By the end of the 3 days we were there we had racked up about close to £3,500. On the last night she was out cold from all the wine so I got my stuff together and asked the reception to call me a limo to take me back to London. Hey it was either that or a cramped taxi to the train station and as I weren't paying....so that was another £175 . As it was fully stocked I had myself a little party on the way back to London coz I got the driver to pull over and pick up a couple of mates and honeys outside a club...oh that was a seriously good night!!!! Anyways the next morning I call the bi*ch on her mobile and tell her I know what she did and tell her to remember to tip the reception desk when she picks up her credit cards...ohhh that felt sooo good
Reminds me of that credit card ad:
Cost of being a deceitful, lying, unfaithful cow nearly £3,500
Cost of not trying to screw your boyfriend over.....nothing!
The thief who got taught a lesson
While I was at uni this fat guy was ste****g food out of the communal fridge. Anything sweet he'd have. Everyone knew it was him. So a friend of mine got her mum to make this awesome cake. We then made a nice chocolate filling and covered it with chocolate. We left it in fridge and sure enough 2 days later about half was missing.
So where's the revenge you say...well the chocolate was laxative chocolate. The guy spent the next 4-5 days on the loo and I swear he must have lost about 35-40lbs in those 5 days. We never had anything missing from the fridge again.
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12-05-2005, 10:34 AM #2English Rudeboy
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Wow! You are one cool, calm, calculating sonofabitch - I like it!
That's the way to deal with an unfaithful slut, no wonder you're such a woman hater!
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12-05-2005, 10:43 AM #3Originally Posted by NotSmall
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12-05-2005, 10:50 AM #4English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by Schwarz
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12-05-2005, 11:43 AM #5Associate Member
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My buddy lived with this psycho bitch that made his life hell, throughout the year everytime she made a different batch of juice and put it in the fridge he would "tea bag it" (dip his nutsack in it and take pictures), when they were all moved out he sent her the pics.
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12-05-2005, 11:50 AM #6Originally Posted by Schwarz
And, yes you have said I'm one of the few...but, I get a little miffed reading threads like this often. And in someways I'm a bit offended. Yes, you can rant and rave...and this board is manly testosterone driven (as of right now...so am I)! But, give some ladies a little fraction of doubt.
All us good girls come in last...and, thats fine with me. As long as the guy picking us in the end...are just as respectful and appreciative as yourself S!!!
HUGS!Someone's Little Pumpkie
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12-05-2005, 12:01 PM #7
someone gonna get theirs on christmas man i cant wait to fck up his whole familys holiday fricken punk ass cop ill update then
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12-05-2005, 12:12 PM #8Associate Member
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Originally Posted by amstaf
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12-05-2005, 12:28 PM #9Originally Posted by Dalton5
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12-05-2005, 01:01 PM #10Originally Posted by amstaf
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12-05-2005, 01:09 PM #11
yea well if this s.o.b didnt fck my life up for the next 7 years i might have forgot but im reminded every time i go to apply for a knew job /the bastards rodney kinged me and planted brass knuckles on me afterwards so they could get away with it. pisses me off just talkin about it
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12-05-2005, 01:21 PM #12
heres the story my sister ,her friend,her boyfriend,my girlfriend and I were all out at the bar having some drinks enjoying ourselves when i turn around and see my sister had blood pouring from her nose i ask what happened she pointed to some fool at the bar and said he hit her well i grab him hit him 3 times grab my sister and we head out the front door here comes the pigs down the street 4 cars they stop the cars and tell us to stop well apparently we didnt stop in time cause the cops start hitting me with their batons and maseing the crap out of my sister and i they beat me while i had hand cuffs on and shoved my face in a puddle of ice water then one of the pukes pulls his gun and tells me hes gonna blow my fcking head off and back at the station i suddenly had brass knuckles in my pocket after the sheriff took my clothes out of my possesion 5 cops on one person is a little excessive i think
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12-05-2005, 01:27 PM #13English Rudeboy
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Was the guy you punched a buddy of theirs or something?
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12-05-2005, 01:29 PM #14Originally Posted by NotSmall
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12-05-2005, 01:33 PM #15English Rudeboy
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If the story you told us is accurate then I'd be super-pissed too bro but you could end up just making matters way worse for yourself, make sure you know what you are doing!
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12-05-2005, 01:38 PM #16Originally Posted by NotSmall
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12-05-2005, 01:41 PM #17
amstaf im happy im not you...I wouldve been facing murder charges if that shit happened to me god i hate cops id love to kill one of em...neway...
The best revenge is this....I was hangin out with this girl(ill call her my gf) and her friend...neway her friend got her bf over and omg hes such an annoying ****ing idiot....neway 2 hours from enduring his shit...and it was subtle so id get alot of shit if i socked him...neway after getiing a bit drunk...they start messing around...and so do we...theyre naked now....and hes hard and about to **** her...i pull my boxer briefs down and im semi hard and bigger than him haha....the look on his face....and esp the one on his gfs....haha fvcking priceless.....this was the best one yet
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12-05-2005, 01:54 PM #18
thata boy, he probably still isnt thinkin right
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12-06-2005, 05:49 AM #19Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
And those who aren't caught up in the ladette culture are caught up in the "career" culture where all they care about it making it to management level and having a model boyfriend with money, a fast car and a nice apartment!! What happended to the self repecting, down to earth, non materialistic woman??
You are a rare find PinkVelvet! Shame there aren't more of you out there....
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PS Nice avatar....amazing eyes!
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12-06-2005, 09:49 AM #20AR Hall of Fame
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I am constantly getting revenge on 100's daily.
All the hate mail, threats, lies on forums about me and services, etc.
Yet here I am, still ballin', on top of the Internet Fitness Game like no other.
F*ck all you hatin' ass bitches.
~SC~
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12-06-2005, 09:53 AM #21Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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12-06-2005, 09:56 AM #22AR Hall of Fame
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Too many stories bro!
From people @ "TEE-MAG" (not TC and crew, stupid members), to EliteSHITness (still laughing about that one), to customer service reps from certain protein companies, to the threats while I'm in Vegas having fun, I remain on top of my game doing my thing.
What these people don't realize is that I will not be stopped. Secondly, success breeds hatred and envy, and hatred and envy just breed MORE SUCCESS.
So, I thank them.
~SC~
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12-06-2005, 10:00 AM #23Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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12-06-2005, 10:24 AM #24AR Hall of Fame
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Nah, I am not black.
Not sure what race has to do w/speech, but I don't wanna get into that whole thing. I can be the most impeccable/eloquent speaker you've ever heard, or I can be ghetto and let myself go as I do w/friends. I suppose there is a time/place for it all.
Hustle!
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12-06-2005, 11:23 AM #25Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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12-06-2005, 01:17 PM #26
telling everyone why not to buy letro
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12-06-2005, 01:22 PM #27Originally Posted by SwoleCat
probably not the best thing to be satisfied being on top of, ive read on ur signature that u may want to act. id rather be a b-list actor with potential to grow
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12-06-2005, 02:01 PM #28AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by tod682
As well, when you do what I do, being on top of things like this after years upon years of hate towards you, does give you satisfaction. Reason being, I've accomplished what I set out to do, and TEN TIMES more.
No worries, I don't expect you to be able to relate.
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12-06-2005, 02:02 PM #29AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by tod682
Some can't do it thought, but I am most certainly more than capable.
Thanks for your concern, it's almost like you're my agent!
NOT.
~SC~
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12-06-2005, 02:17 PM #30
OUCH!!
A relentless beating like that from SC would make one reconsider ever posting again.
Poor fella probably is seeking therapy as I post this.
I believe the medical term for his dismay would be STS(SwoleCat Thrashing Syndrome).
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12-06-2005, 02:28 PM #31AR Hall of Fame
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You're crazy brutha!
It's just funny to me that people are giving me advice on what they think I should be doing, or how I should act, what I should take pride in, etc.
Ummm, I wasn't looking for advice.
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12-06-2005, 02:57 PM #32
internet fitness business - how large is this industry?
its very easy to be ontop of something small. for me im on the bottom of the financial industry but i have many years to get to the top...
i also wouldnt want to give u advice because u already know everything there is to be learned
sorry for speaking
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12-06-2005, 03:02 PM #33
also im amazed at how much you say people hate you. i know on the east side the better you look the more respect and love you get.
also i am sure there are people in your industry(mainly expensive trainers) who are not hated?
are u sure people hate u cause u r successful? if so i am sorry
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12-06-2005, 03:11 PM #34AR Hall of Fame
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CAPS.........
Originally Posted by tod682
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12-06-2005, 03:15 PM #35AR Hall of Fame
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CAPS YET AGAIN, THIS SHOULD BE 2ND NATURE BY NOW...........
Originally Posted by tod682
THIS WAS A THREAD ABOUT "REVENGE" AND MY REVENGE IS STILL BEING HERE DOING WHAT I DO. NOT SURE WHAT'S SO CONTROVERSIAL ABOUT THAT.
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12-06-2005, 03:15 PM #36
All I see is 2 chicken parmessian sandwiches in front of me. Did I spell that right?
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12-06-2005, 03:18 PM #37AR Hall of Fame
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Parmesean!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!
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12-06-2005, 03:21 PM #38
You guysw know who the biggest haters in the gym are? Cops. Plenty of Cops will hate on you quick around the gym,they have their own little cop cliques
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12-06-2005, 03:23 PM #39AR Hall of Fame
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True.
Everyone hates it seems................it doesn't matter who nor why, but if you are in any kind of limelight and people feel that jealousy/envy inside, they turn that into hatred.
I never understood people trying to bring down others in an attempt to make themselves feel better. Not only would that not work with me and it doesn't, it sure as heck doesn't make the hater any better than before. If anything it just makes him/her worse.
~SC~
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12-06-2005, 03:32 PM #40Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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