To Swole... thread is closed

[Anna Bollick]

So nice of you t5o ask, Dear! I an up to two hundred and plenty, to paraphrase Dolly! Of course, a LOT of that is fat, but I am thinking about doing a serious cutting cycle. My preselt GF (Yes, GF!) likes a leaner, harder look. By the time I get where she would like me to be, I will probably be down around 220 LOL! Good thing she doesn't know what a real competing BBer looks like in show condition! But I see this a lot... men just want me to be gigantic. Women want me to be lean and shapely.

My little Appalachian-American Princess was looking over my shoulder and saw your pic... I had to tell her it was just photoshopped... she was ready to leave me LOL! Damn, I wish I had a cvnt, so I would get my way all the time, too!

She is kind or a little hottie... still has all her teeth and no tats or overhangs. Maybe a threesome some time? Trust me... you won't know the difference! Especially if we get you drunk first! (we just double-teamed a lieutenant on the Port Hueneme, CA police dept, and he gave us each $500 as agreed, and never guessed and anything he should have guessed. After the 8th Gin and Tonic, we had his ass in the bag. He knew I was trans at first, but he forgot all about that by the time we had him naked and had both taken a few licks on his little gadget.

Love and Kisses
Anna

[IronFreakX]

BuMP

[Booz]

[fitnessguy]

excuse me while i go cook lunch all over again......and clean all this puke up...
SC, you are the man though, enviousness from men and women alike...and....transforming...beings?!

[BigMike J]

I'll bump this too

[Smak]

haha. Anna is like so random.

[SwoleCat]

I should have never asked.

~SC~

[956Vette]

I should have never asked.

~SC~

[Booz]

I should have never asked.

~SC~

you are in trouble now!!!

[juicy_brucy]

this thread is awesome! lmfao...

[Anna Bollick]

See? Never ask a girl her weight. She will either lie, or misdirect to something else.

Love
Anna

[scriptfactory]

What the?!...

[Carlos_E]

Trannies are hot!

[Anna Bollick]

Trannies are hot!

And Carlos is full of wisdom. Thank you, Dear.

Love
Anna

[SMYL_GR8]

She is kind or a little hottie... still has all her teeth and no tats or overhangs. Maybe a threesome some time? Trust me... you won't know the difference! Especially if we get you drunk first! (we just double-teamed a lieutenant on the Port Hueneme, CA police dept, and he gave us each $500 as agreed, and never guessed and anything he should have guessed. After the 8th Gin and Tonic, we had his ass in the bag. He knew I was trans at first, but he forgot all about that by the time we had him naked and had both taken a few licks on his little gadget.

Love and Kisses
Anna

That's SO wrong.

[scriptfactory]

That's SO wrong.

You forget that you are talking about a transexual hooker, a bisexual(?) woman and a straight(?) man. What exactly do you expect?

[Anna Bollick]

You forget that you are talking about a transexual hooker, a bisexual(?) woman and a straight(?) man. What exactly do you expect?

My Princess isn't really bi, actually. She doesn't think of me as a woman <feelings hurt by that> but more as something in between, and she isn't into women of the opposite sex... she doesn't even like the smell of pu$$y, and the poor dear has never tasted one. Well, not while sober, anyway.

BTW, ScriptFactory, are you diddling someone with that hand, or what? In your avatar, that is. Just curious... the tempo and all, and the range of motion look excitingly/disturbingly familiar to one who has given so many handjobs as I.

Love
Anna

[MuckDog]

can someone please ban this hosebeast?!?

[Anna Bollick]

Muck, did you know that you can choose to ignore my posts, and they will not appear in your browser? I do resent the insult, especially since I have never insulted you. I have not, as far as I know, violated the rules of the board, and as long as I play nice, I doubt I will be singled out for banning simply because of your transphobia. You, however, ought to look and make extra extra sure that there is no rule against gratuitous insults to other members. At any rate, a gentleman would not do that.

Love and kisses
Anna

[Carlos_E]

Just curious... the tempo and all, and the range of motion look excitingly/disturbingly familiar to one who has given so many handjobs as I.

@ hand job

[scriptfactory]

@ hand job

Yeah. I'm standing up masturbating 16' tall girl with a dildo. Whatever makes you horny, baby.

[Carlos_E]

Yeah. I'm standing up masturbating 16' tall girl with a dildo. Whatever makes you horny, baby.

You have to admit, that shit was funny.

[aletnem]

bumP... LMAO

[956Vette]

can someone please ban this hosebeast?!?

please dont force to keep deleting your comments. thank you

[SwoleCat]

He has a crush on Anna, but doesn't want to admit it openly.



~SC~

[Anna Bollick]

Yeah. I'm standing up masturbating 16' tall girl with a dildo. Whatever makes you horny, baby.

Well, that IS an intriguing thought/fantasy. But a 16 foot tall girl would probably expect at least a foot of penetration and your hand appears to be moving about 6 inches, which happens to be very close to the length of the average American male's thingie. Now, tell me it is a normal sized girl standing on a chair, and I will cheerfully give you the benefit of the doubt. Then again, you might just be doing cable laterals and are embarassed to be shown using those sissy cables. Hmmm... at that, maybe giving your TP a HJ is more macho than using cables. Anyway, I get horny enough just watching your delts. Rather nice ones... nice enough to bite!

Love
Anna

[Anna Bollick]

He has a crush on Anna, but doesn't want to admit it openly.



~SC~

Hmmmm... that would explain the recent flurry of PMs asking for my private email address. I was wondering who they were REALLY from.

Oh, LOVE your new avatar, Swole Darling! Nice work on the abs.

Love
Anna

[Doc.Sust]

hahahahahaha! oh anna you are just too much!

[scriptfactory]

Well, that IS an intriguing thought/fantasy. But a 16 foot tall girl would probably expect at least a foot of penetration and your hand appears to be moving about 6 inches, which happens to be very close to the length of the average American male's thingie. Now, tell me it is a normal sized girl standing on a chair, and I will cheerfully give you the benefit of the doubt. Then again, you might just be doing cable laterals and are embarassed to be shown using those sissy cables. Hmmm... at that, maybe giving your TP a HJ is more macho than using cables. Anyway, I get horny enough just watching your delts. Rather nice ones... nice enough to bite!

Love
Anna

Hahahah!! I'm speechless. You're crazy.

[SwoleCat]

asking for my private email address.

You have an e-mail addy set up for your private?



Or, is that private(S)??





~SC~

[Doc.Sust]

yuck!!!!!!!

[SwoleCat]

Oh, LOVE your new avatar, Swole Darling! Nice work on the abs.

You know you wanna wash/scrub your moo moo all over them.



Thanks though for realz.......

~SC~

[NotSmall]

You know you wanna wash/scrub your moo moo all over them.



Thanks though for realz.......

~SC~

Look at you flirting with Anna!

[Doc.Sust]

double yuck!!!!!!!!!!

[SwoleCat]

LMFAO @ the DOUBLE YUCK!!!!!!!!!

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Look at you flirting with Anna!

I have a way with women!

Which doesn't help me here does it?

~SC~

[Doc.Sust]

well there goes thanksgiving after reading this i may not be able to eat for a few days!

[Anna Bollick]

You know you wanna wash/scrub your moo moo all over them.

~SC~

Hmmm... do you let the body hair grow back out, off-season?

Love
Anna

[Tedbear981]

You know you wanna wash/scrub your moo moo all over them.



Thanks though for realz.......

~SC~

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SwoleCat]

Hmmm... do you let the body hair grow back out, off-season?

Love
Anna

Never!

I remain hair free year-round!

~SC~