Reasons Why Beer is Better then Religion
- No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- Beer is useful when you're down
- Beer has been helping ugly people get laid for ages
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
- There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
- You can prove you have a Beer.
- Beer is useful: You can drink it.
- A beer, drunk properly, is a social winner.
- You can switch your brand of beer whenever you want without losing beer-drinking friends.
- Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are.
- Beer is a social lubricant, religion is a social inhabitant
- Beer was instrumental in the formation of the American constitution. All but one of the people who signed the original constitution were brewers - the other was a malter.
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