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    Chuck Norris....LOL

    just thought id post this site....its pretty funny its all like random make up Chuck Norris facts...

    ive been laughing all day..

    Top 30
    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

    Other facts...
    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

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    heres a few samples....

    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.


    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
    lmfao

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    still funny bro ....lol

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    1. This stuff's been posted many many times.

    2. Why have you got a picture of a kiddy-fiddler as your avatar?

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    my fault...i didnt know it was a repost...

    2nd of all...Mike was acquitted...

    3rd of all....Micheal Jackson Mookwalker for sega genesis is the best game ever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
    2nd of all...Mike was acquitted...
    So was OJ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    2. Why have you got a picture of a kiddy-fiddler as your avatar?
    LOL........

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
    my fault...i didnt know it was a repost...

    2nd of all...Mike was acquitted...

    3rd of all....Micheal Jackson Mookwalker for sega genesis is the best game ever...
    Moonwalker was sweet.

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    What's up with this Chuck Norris craze sweeping over AR. It's ridiculous. This is like the 5th time this has been posted. Enough Chuck Norris already. Let's keep him retired where he belongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJames
    Moonwalker was sweet.

    yea i downloaded this sega rom...so ive been playing that to help take my mind off of finals...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    What's up with this Chuck Norris craze sweeping over AR. It's ridiculous. This is like the 5th time this has been posted. Enough Chuck Norris already. Let's keep him retired where he belongs.

    its acctualy chuck norris himself with 5 different nicknames posting here. We mods have known it all along but we dont dare to ban him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Why have you got a picture of a kiddy-fiddler as your avatar?
    wanted to ask this myself many times!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    its acctualy chuck norris himself with 5 different nicknames posting here. We mods have known it all along but we dont dare to ban him.
    Yea, I wouldn't doubt it!.

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    LOL




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