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12-07-2005, 11:39 AM #1
Chuck Norris....LOL
just thought id post this site....its pretty funny its all like random make up Chuck Norris facts...
ive been laughing all day..
Top 30
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Other facts...
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
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12-07-2005, 11:42 AM #2
heres a few samples....
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
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12-07-2005, 11:42 AM #3A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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12-07-2005, 11:42 AM #4
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12-07-2005, 11:43 AM #5
still funny bro ....lol
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12-07-2005, 11:44 AM #6English Rudeboy
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1. This stuff's been posted many many times.
2. Why have you got a picture of a kiddy-fiddler as your avatar?
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12-07-2005, 11:45 AM #7
my fault...i didnt know it was a repost...
2nd of all...Mike was acquitted...
3rd of all....Micheal Jackson Mookwalker for sega genesis is the best game ever...
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12-07-2005, 11:47 AM #8English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
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12-07-2005, 11:47 AM #9Originally Posted by NotSmall
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12-07-2005, 12:05 PM #10Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
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12-07-2005, 12:13 PM #11AR's Midget Beater
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What's up with this Chuck Norris craze sweeping over AR. It's ridiculous. This is like the 5th time this has been posted. Enough Chuck Norris already. Let's keep him retired where he belongs.
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12-07-2005, 12:14 PM #12Originally Posted by BigJames
yea i downloaded this sega rom...so ive been playing that to help take my mind off of finals...
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12-07-2005, 01:41 PM #13Originally Posted by Smak
its acctualy chuck norris himself with 5 different nicknames posting here. We mods have known it all along but we dont dare to ban him.
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12-07-2005, 05:26 PM #14Originally Posted by NotSmall
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12-08-2005, 09:36 AM #15AR's Midget Beater
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Originally Posted by johan
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12-08-2005, 10:20 AM #16
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