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    The "trailer park diet" rips you faster than anything

    The diet is basically designed for the weekend warrior who wants a ripped and lean physique FAST, but doesnt have too much money. It's basically like this, your allowed one whole food meal/day of your choice, one protien bar/day, and the rest of the day you consume nothing but sweet tea and methamphetamines. Reports of as much as 15-25lbs w/in the first week are not uncommon.

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    i was like WTF then i read the meth statement and started laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by copenhagen
    i was like WTF then i read the meth statement and started laughing.
    It's a serious post bro, try it and see how it works for ya

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    Sounds like a diet I would recommend to my sister...I dislike her...
    Last edited by Myka; 12-09-2005 at 06:52 PM.

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    mmm muscle..

    wait. What muscle? There it went!

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    No thanks!!

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    that diet would most certainitly make you loose weight and muscle, therefore you wouldnt be ripped at all.JMO

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    Great insight,

    you could also smoke crack

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    ha ha

    dont smoke crack kids

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    I agree stack it with crack and use heroin for your pct

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    Doesn't sound like my kinda diet.

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    W/this diet the cardio is that you have to run "8 Miles"........

    Get it? Trailer Park...................8 Mile..............the movie.......

    Ughhhhhhh.........

    ~SC~

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    I thought they ate road kill and drink Moonshine????

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    W/this diet the cardio is that you have to run "8 Miles"........

    Get it? Trailer Park...................8 Mile..............the movie.......

    Ughhhhhhh.........

    ~SC~

    Thats awesome, simply genius

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    You ever see the bros that hang out in trailer parks??? They dont look ripped to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    You ever see the bros that hang out in trailer parks??? They dont look ripped to me.
    Their clothes are ripped, does that count??

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    im on this same diet now...............wow i didnt know it was so popular.




















    j/j

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    W/this diet the cardio is that you have to run "8 Miles"........

    Get it? Trailer Park...................8 Mile..............the movie.......

    Ughhhhhhh.........

    ~SC~
    swole id expect more creativity on your part

    jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    W/this diet the cardio is that you have to run "8 Miles"........

    Get it? Trailer Park...................8 Mile..............the movie.......

    Ughhhhhhh.........

    ~SC~
    im only laughing cause you could kick my @ss off...............j/j bro




    your the funniest man i know

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    LOL............yeah, it was a lame joke indeed!

    ~SC~

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    ya, not one of your finer moments swole

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    this diet would make u skeletally ripped

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