This is it, the staff christmass party i have been waiting for. Now lets get one thing straigh, Im an easy going kinda guy, im easy to get along with, and like a laugh.
But tonight we are hitting the town at 4pm sharp (cheap trebles til 6) so I need to :
a : not get shitfaced and pass out before 8pm
b : not stick my hand up sum girls mini-skirt (like last year)
c : not show myself up before 6pm cos im fcuked on vodka
d : not try it on with the bosses daughter who happens to be a bit of a slut and would fcuk anybody in any state
e : refrain from taking a swim in the North sea resulting in our mini bus refusing us entry onto it meening a 20 mile walk home ( also like lsat year)
and finaly and probably the most important thing :
f : refrain from attempting to steal our mini bus due to the effects of the above.
This is gonna be real hard considering im in the house right now and i already hit my 4th vodka and coke.lol
I have a feeling im gona be :owned: by the vodka
