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    Five coporate lessons... lol

    Corporate Lesson 1
    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
    shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
    towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
    the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
    $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
    her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
    hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel
    and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
    "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
    "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes
    me?"
    Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
    credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
    to prevent avoidable exposure.

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    Corporate Lesson 2
    A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
    forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
    nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
    But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
    once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized
    "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun
    went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look
    up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
    glory."
    Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might
    miss a great opportunity

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    Corporate Lesson 3 BRA sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
    manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They
    rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you
    just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to
    be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
    Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
    in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
    supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK,
    you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
    those two back in the office after lunch."
    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.


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    Corporate Lesson 4
    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,
    "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow
    answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
    crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
    very high up.

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    Corporate Lesson 5
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
    the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
    packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
    that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of
    the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
    the tree.
    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
    you there.


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    chuckles

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    haha i liked those

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    funny, I especially like #3

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    hahaha very good..laughs

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    Funny shit!

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    hahahaha

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    hahaha

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    thos are good bro

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    hahaha needed a laugh,thnx.

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    very funny shit!!

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