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    I love chicks.

    Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

    Take today for instance.

    I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

    As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

    One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

    The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

    Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

    *she gestures towards my delts and arms*

    Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

    Nark: *blushes*

    Hot Chick: Can i?

    *she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

    Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

    *She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

    Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

    Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*


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    Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

    woot!

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    Feels good dont it? It happens more often when theyre drunk

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    shoulda got her number

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    shoulda got her number
    I'll second that. That woulda been easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    shoulda got her number
    ...none of that for me anymore.

    I'm planning on getting married in 2008 or 2009... can't call the number of every hot chick that hits on me.

    There aren't enough hours in the day (j/k)

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    haha..damn ur puttin off marriage that long. So Im guessing u have a gf/fiance?

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    I love chicks, especially when there making my gosh damn breakfast in the morning while I'm scratching my balls in bed watching my Tivo!!!!

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    dude you really should have gotten the #

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    haha..damn ur puttin off marriage that long. So Im guessing u have a gf/fiance?
    yea... plan to get officially engaged in the new year.

    Pink Velvet.. if you're reading this thread... that gives you like 3 months to hit on me (j/k)

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    dammit Nark..I'd give my right arm to be like you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle
    dammit Nark..I'd give my right arm to be like you
    I know...


    (you can't prove i changed your post )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I know...


    (you can't prove i changed your post )
    HAHA....you dick.


    <<<<<Pinnacle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I know...


    (you can't prove i changed your post )

    Oh man.... That's FUKED up....... ....... ........

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    you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...

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    Those same type of chicks just want to be banged by a built guy......they really dont want to date one because most are too insecure to handle it. That my experience anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooC
    you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...
    "every real man has a van"


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    down by the river that is

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    yeah, i would have deffinatly had a cup of coffee with her or somthing man.

    but, threads worthless w\out pics.

    good story though, i wouldve deff blushed too

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    Dork-ass-queer-mother****er...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

    Take today for instance.

    I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

    As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

    One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

    The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

    Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

    *she gestures towards my delts and arms*

    Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

    Nark: *blushes*

    Hot Chick: Can i?

    *she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

    Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

    *She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

    Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

    Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*


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    Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

    woot!

    Sorry for making you blush! I apologize. I'll keep my hands to myself next time!
    Oops...thats not gonna work...I'm the wrong color.

    Oh,hell....I still woulda done the same to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raw Dawg
    Those same type of chicks just want to be banged by a built guy......they really dont want to date one because most are too insecure to handle it. That my experience anyway.
    Sometimes, yeah. But some chicks have this desire to be protected. or to feel protected. They associate size and muscularity with ability to protect. Against what? Who knows... it's all instinctive, a holdover from our caveman days. Anyway, when a hot chick climbs all over you, I say go for it, if you are not already in a comitted relationship.

    Love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    Oops...thats not gonna work...I'm the wrong color.
    So what color are you?Green,purple,blue...what?


    ~Pinnacle~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    yea... plan to get officially engaged in the new year.

    Pink Velvet.. if you're reading this thread... that gives you like 3 months to hit on me (j/k)

    OMG! I scrolled right past this one! Bawahahaha!

    I'm on my way!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle
    So what color are you?Green,purple,blue...what?


    ~Pinnacle~

    I was neither the dark skinned or latino hitting on him....I'm as white as could possibly be at this time of the year...so, wasn't me hitting on him!

    Though, wish it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooC
    you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...
    Every Pervert has a van....Why do you have a van Krooc???

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    It was probably 2 guys feeling his arms...

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    Happened to me once, but she was fat, i ended up screwing her in the back of a mcdonalds. It was good...........................j/k it happens to me every so often that someone does that but I want it to happen everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I'm planning on getting married in 2008 or 2009...
    What's his name?






















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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    What's his name?





















    Meso,

    You know better!



    They don't call it a him, they call it their significant other......

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    useless without pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    useless without pics
    Wanna see my pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    useless without pics
    I second Mizfit's vote!!!

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    and that;'s why we all work out bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

    Take today for instance.

    I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

    As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

    One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

    The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

    Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

    *she gestures towards my delts and arms*

    Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

    Nark: *blushes*

    Hot Chick: Can i?

    *she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

    Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

    *She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

    Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

    Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*


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    Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

    woot!
    Oh you are mr smooth aren't you.. (Blushing)... and you just blew the guy that was hitting on you off..??

    what's up with that.. jk....

    it is pretty great when girls still act like girls isn't it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    it is pretty great when girls still act like girls isn't it..
    i agree

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    Nark! you stud! Feels good doesnt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

    Take today for instance.

    I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

    As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

    One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

    The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

    Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

    Nark: huh?

    Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

    *she gestures towards my delts and arms*

    Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

    Nark: *blushes*

    Hot Chick: Can i?

    *she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

    Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

    *She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

    Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

    Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*


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    Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

    woot!

    I see you are still intent on telling my story every chance you get..remember a little more work and you can have one one day just like me.

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    YOu are so so Big .. Can I touch it too.........

















    I meant your Dog ... he's so big but he sooo cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

    Take today for instance.

    I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

    As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

    One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.
    i just wanna know what the heck you were doin inside a wall in the first place reading a mag ??

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    @ being inside a wall
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