Thread: I love chicks.
12-15-2005, 08:46 PM #1
I love chicks.
Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.
Take today for instance.
I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.
As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.
One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.
The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:
Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?
Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?
Hot Chick: What's with all of this?
*she gestures towards my delts and arms*
Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!
Hot Chick: Can i?
*she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...
Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?
*She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*
Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.
Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*
Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.
12-15-2005, 08:47 PM #2
Feels good dont it? It happens more often when theyre drunk
12-15-2005, 08:50 PM #3
shoulda got her number
12-15-2005, 08:50 PM #4Originally Posted by USfighterFC
12-15-2005, 08:52 PM #5Originally Posted by USfighterFC
I'm planning on getting married in 2008 or 2009... can't call the number of every hot chick that hits on me.
There aren't enough hours in the day (j/k)
12-15-2005, 08:53 PM #6
haha..damn ur puttin off marriage that long. So Im guessing u have a gf/fiance?
12-15-2005, 08:57 PM #7
I love chicks, especially when there making my gosh damn breakfast in the morning while I'm scratching my balls in bed watching my Tivo!!!!
12-15-2005, 09:00 PM #8
dude you really should have gotten the #
12-15-2005, 09:11 PM #9Originally Posted by chest6
Pink Velvet.. if you're reading this thread... that gives you like 3 months to hit on me (j/k)
12-15-2005, 09:19 PM #10
dammit Nark..I'd give my right arm to be like you
12-15-2005, 09:26 PM #11Originally Posted by Pinnacle
(you can't prove i changed your post )
12-15-2005, 09:29 PM #12Originally Posted by Narkissos
12-15-2005, 09:32 PM #13Originally Posted by Narkissos
Oh man.... That's FUKED up....... ....... ........
12-15-2005, 09:33 PM #14
you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...
12-15-2005, 09:37 PM #15
Those same type of chicks just want to be banged by a built guy......they really dont want to date one because most are too insecure to handle it. That my experience anyway.
12-15-2005, 09:41 PM #16Originally Posted by KrooC
12-15-2005, 09:42 PM #17
down by the river that is
12-15-2005, 10:10 PM #18
yeah, i would have deffinatly had a cup of coffee with her or somthing man.
but, threads worthless w\out pics.
good story though, i wouldve deff blushed too
12-15-2005, 10:14 PM #19
12-16-2005, 09:09 AM #20Originally Posted by Narkissos
Sorry for making you blush! I apologize. I'll keep my hands to myself next time!
Oops...thats not gonna work...I'm the wrong color.
Oh,hell....I still woulda done the same to you!
12-16-2005, 10:26 AM #21Originally Posted by Raw Dawg
12-16-2005, 10:29 AM #22Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
12-16-2005, 10:31 AM #23Originally Posted by Narkissos
OMG! I scrolled right past this one! Bawahahaha!
I'm on my way!!!!
12-16-2005, 10:33 AM #24Originally Posted by Pinnacle
I was neither the dark skinned or latino hitting on him....I'm as white as could possibly be at this time of the year...so, wasn't me hitting on him!
Though, wish it was.
12-16-2005, 10:36 AM #25Originally Posted by KrooC
12-16-2005, 10:41 AM #26
It was probably 2 guys feeling his arms...
12-16-2005, 10:53 AM #27
Happened to me once, but she was fat, i ended up screwing her in the back of a mcdonalds. It was good...........................j/k it happens to me every so often that someone does that but I want it to happen everyday
12-16-2005, 11:17 AM #28Originally Posted by Narkissos
12-16-2005, 11:25 AM #29Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
You know better!
They don't call it a him, they call it their significant other......
12-16-2005, 11:45 AM #30
useless without pics
12-16-2005, 11:52 AM #31Originally Posted by Mizfit
12-16-2005, 11:54 AM #32Originally Posted by Mizfit
12-16-2005, 12:05 PM #33
and that;'s why we all work out bro.
12-16-2005, 12:12 PM #34Originally Posted by Narkissos
what's up with that.. jk....
it is pretty great when girls still act like girls isn't it..The answer to your every question
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12-16-2005, 02:10 PM #35Originally Posted by spywizard
12-16-2005, 02:15 PM #36
Nark! you stud! Feels good doesnt it.
12-16-2005, 03:30 PM #37Originally Posted by Narkissos
I see you are still intent on telling my story every chance you get..remember a little more work and you can have one one day just like me.
12-16-2005, 03:55 PM #38
YOu are so so Big .. Can I touch it too.........
I meant your Dog ... he's so big but he sooo cute.
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12-16-2005, 03:57 PM #39VET
Originally Posted by Narkissos
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12-16-2005, 03:58 PM #40
@ being inside a wall
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