"Twas the night before squats"

Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish

The ipod was plugged into the PC w/ care
w/ downloads of Pantera, Hatebreed, and Slayer

I in my boxers, my girl in her gown
I'm on a shitload of test bitch!!! Now start goin' down

when from outside our apartment there arose such a clatter
some mother****er was breaking in my car, and my window was shattered

I flew through the window, and slugged that bitch ass
tore up his face, his skull I had smashed

when what to my wondering eyes should appear
a dead man on the pavement w/ an expression of fear

dude, I hate giftmas... and That is why I like this....
A christmas song to the theme of brucy...
I'm gonna sing this one to my non dark side friends....

Sing it away bro, sing it away

muhahaha.

Nice one bud.

"Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish"

Haha.

Who was this clown that broke into your Acura?

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Originally Posted by Smak

muhahaha.

Nice one bud.

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Cant sleep, took a long GH nap today

Thats awsome

****in cool

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Originally Posted by Smak

muhahaha.

Nice one bud.

"Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish"

Haha.

Who was this clown that broke into your Acura?

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They **** with the Ac ride, its on.

bump

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Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Twas the night before squats, and all through this bitch
there were GH bottles, used syringes, and traces of chicken and fish

The ipod was plugged into the PC w/ care
w/ downloads of Pantera, Hatebreed, and Slayer

I in my boxers, my girl in her gown
I'm on a shitload of test bitch!!! Now start goin' down

when from outside our apartment there arose such a clatter
some mother****er was breaking in my car, and my window was shattered

I flew through the window, and slugged that bitch ass
tore up his face, his skull I had smashed

when what to my wondering eyes should appear
a dead man on the pavement w/ an expression of fear

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then down the street there rose such a clatter
the po po was coming, aw fVck, it dont matter

then before my bloodshot eyes he appeared
it was santa, followed by 8 tiny queers

Here you are young meathead he shouted with glee
he handed me some tren, some test, clomid for pct

now look here mr stacked, youre one buff mofo
but if i take you to prison for this shit you might turn homo

he picked up his sack, filled with anabolic treats
back to his squad car he fled, in first gear he screached

on his Megaphone he shouted through the night
Im Santa muthafvcka, bitch best get it right

:bbiwin:

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Originally Posted by timvds

then down the street there rose such a clatter
the po po was coming, aw fVck, it dont matter

then before my bloodshot eyes he appeared
it was santa, followed by 8 tiny queers

Here you are young meathead he shouted with glee
he handed me some tren, some test, clomid for pct

now look here mr stacked, youre one buff mofo
but if i take you to prison for this shit you might turn homo

he picked up his sack, filled with anabolic treats
back to his squad car he fled, in first gear he screached

on his Megaphone he shouted through the night
Im Santa muthafvcka, bitch best get it right

:bbiwin:

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Wonderful, simply wonderful

gotta love that chrismas spirit