Who in here dances when they go out?

[Smak]

Myself, I hate fukin dancing, but it's like you have to do it if you want to really impress the girl. I dance when i'm drunk and that's about it. Otherwise I feel like a total clown. LOL. Last night was a good example. I meet this extremely attractive girl from KC and we go get a few drinks at this chill bar. Than we get kind of tipsy and she wants to go dance. So i'm like ok, but I really didnt want to . Anyways we get to the place and we start dancin. At this point i'm like fuk it and just let loose. I was really buzzed, but for some reason I still feel stupid when i'm dancing. I really consider myself not very good at dancin, but I can grind when necessary. lol Who else feels this way? Dancing is a sure way to get into a girls pants especially if you're good. Why is this?

[Papi93]

Everything you said is the gospel. I fu**in hate dancing with a passion. My woman loves to dance. I want to keep her so I told her I would get lessons . I really don't want to though.

[Hackamaniac]

I really do hate to dance smak i'll do it occasionally smashed.

[Poison Ivy]

My husband dance everywhere he go eventhough he doesn't know how to dance at all.


sorry hun but you really need to work out on your dance move.


I like the meatwad dance though.... ( did I said that outloud, lol)

I am going to get yelled at by saying this..... he he

[Smak]

Everything you said is the gospel. I fu**in hate dancing with a passion. My woman loves to dance. I want to keep her so I told her I would get lessons . I really don't want to though.

Yea, i'm sure ur screwed marryin a latin woman They fukin luv dancin!!!

I had a puerto rican gf and that's all she wanted to do. I don't know about u, but i'm 6"4 so I look fukin stupid when i'm dancin IMO. LOL

[Smak]

My husband dance everywhere he go eventhough he doesn't know how to dance at all.


sorry hun but you really need to work out on your dance move.


I like the meatwad dance though.... ( did I said that outloud, lol)

I am going to get yelled at by saying this..... he he

haha since when do asians like to dance?

[Poison Ivy]

haha since when do asians like to dance?

pshhhhhhhh... asians can dance...

[305GUY]

haha since when do asians like to dance?

[Papi93]

Yea, i'm sure ur screwed marryin a latin woman They fukin luv dancin!!!

I had a puerto rican gf and that's all she wanted to do. I don't know about u, but i'm 6"4 so I look fukin stupid when i'm dancin IMO. LOL

She said she can't imagine her life without it. She doesn't dance now because she is waiting for me to learn. I don't like traditional Mexican music though. It sounds like German polka. If it was Mexican rap, then I wouldn't mind learning as much. I think it will be like learning how to fight. At first your flat-footed but after consistent practice, you will be light on your feet. I really don't want to do this though. What we will do for sex.

[Papi93]

pshhhhhhhh... asians can dance...

I thought you were Hispanic?

[Poison Ivy]

I thought you were Hispanic?

I am not hispanic, dummie


I am asian

[Keyser Sozey]

If I am at a club w/ some ladies, then I will break it down. Also, if the salsa or merengue comes on (even though I don't listen to this type of music), the hips start moving solo.

Can I have this baile, Smak?

[Keyser Sozey]

I am not hispanic, dummie


I am asian

So what part of Latin America are you from?

[305GUY]

Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.

[Smak]

If I am at a club w/ some ladies, then I will break it down. Also, if the salsa or merengue comes on (even though I don't listen to this type of music), the hips start moving solo.

Can I have this baile, Smak?

but of course Mr. MerenGHEy

[Smak]

Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.

haha, i hear ya man. I always hurt my bak when I dance because im so tall. rofllllllllllllll i know u and sozey don't have to worry about that.

[Evil Predator]

No dancing, not me, not ever...

My girl likes to belly dance. Neither of us go to clubs anyway, so all her dancing is just for me...

Im a monster sized man, and i'd feel like a fool dancing...

[Keyser Sozey]

Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.

Definitely on the low key....

but of course Mr. MerenGHEy

Unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

haha, i hear ya man. I always hurt my bak when I dance because im so tall. rofllllllllllllll i know u and sozey don't have to worry about that.

Highly unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

It's not our fault that we are not Mamazons.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Papi93]

I am not hispanic, dummie


I am asian

Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.

[Smak]

[QUOTE=Papi93]Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.[/QUOTE]

[Smak]

Definitely on the low key....



Unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^



Highly unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

It's not our fault that we are not Mamazons.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rofl mamazons. Nice one.

[Keyser Sozey]

I heart you too, big guy.

When we hang, I will climb you like a watchtower to see where the honeys are, and you can use me as a bulldozer to seperate the crowd.

[Poison Ivy]

Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.

cayiete la boca , pendejo...

[Papi93]

cayiete la boca , pendejo...

Actually I am well-educated for this site. I have a bachelor's of science in Sports Medicine and certifications in personal training and strength & conditioning through the National Strength & Conditioining Association. I also post on this site, other than the AR Lounge, newbie .

[Poison Ivy]

Actually I am well-educated for this site. I have a bachelor's of science in Sports Medicine and certifications in personal training and strength & conditioning through the National Strength & Conditioining Association. I also post on this site, other than the AR Lounge, newbie .

well that's good I am proud of you ...

[Papi93]

well that's good I am proud of you ...

Well, you said I was a dummie and an idiot. Then again maybe you were looking in the mirror and talking to yourself. Sorry, Smak.

[Poison Ivy]

Well, you said I was a dummie and an idiot. Then again maybe you were looking in the mirror and talking to yourself.

If you are really smart, you will figure it out that when I said you were a dummie , It was merely a joke. (no pun intended)






Dont trip.

Take note is only an internet, amigo.

[Keyser Sozey]

cayiete la boca , pendejo...

Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?

[Papi93]

Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?

Exactly. If my woman had another dude's name across her behind, she would be an afterthought in my "idiotic" mind.

[Keyser Sozey]

Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?

Btw, I was listening to Willy Chirino and dancing while writing the previous post, Smak.

[Papi93]

If you are really smart, you will figure it out that when I said you were a dummie , It was merely a joke. (no pun intended)






Dont trip.

Take note is only an internet, amigo.

Only talk a good game if you can back it up.

[Keyser Sozey]

Exactly. If my woman had another dude's name across her behind, she would be an afterthought in my "idiotic" mind.

Definitely.

*KS takes out his marker and begins to write S M A K across left buttcheak*

rotflmfao

[305GUY]

I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!

[Papi93]

I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!

That's what I was thinking too .

[stayinstacked]

I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.

[305GUY]

That's what I was thinking too .

thats also what a lot of other boards poison ivy frequents believe as well?

[305GUY]

I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.

are you a stripper or something?

[stayinstacked]

are you a stripper or something?

you got it

[Papi93]

I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.

It would suck being a stripper if you hated to dance. I don't know how you could do it.

[Hackamaniac]

I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!

u sure bro lol