Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
woman."
>> >>The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
>> >>"Yes, Father it is."
>> >>"And who was the woman you were with?"
>> >>"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>> >>"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,so you
>> >>may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? "
>> >>"I cannot say."
>> >>"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
>> >>"I'll never tell. "
>> >>"Was it Nina Cappiello?"
>> >>"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."
>> >>"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
>> >>"My lips are sealed."
>> >>"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? "
>> >>"Please, Father, I cannot tell you!"
>> >>The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tightlipped, Johnny
>> >>Parisi
>> >>and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
>> >>You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go
>> >>and behave yourself. "
>> >>Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over
>> >>and whispers, "What'd you get?"
>> >>"Four months vacation and five good leads!!!"
lol thought it was kinda funny