Thread: Italian Confession..
12-21-2005, 12:38 PM #1
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
>> >>The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
>> >>"Yes, Father it is."
>> >>"And who was the woman you were with?"
>> >>"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>> >>"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,so you
>> >>may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? "
>> >>"I cannot say."
>> >>"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
>> >>"I'll never tell. "
>> >>"Was it Nina Cappiello?"
>> >>"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."
>> >>"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
>> >>"My lips are sealed."
>> >>"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? "
>> >>"Please, Father, I cannot tell you!"
>> >>The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tightlipped, Johnny
>> >>and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
>> >>You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go
>> >>and behave yourself. "
>> >>Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over
>> >>and whispers, "What'd you get?"
>> >>"Four months vacation and five good leads!!!"
lol thought it was kinda funny
12-21-2005, 12:52 PM #2
not bad...gotta love a good slut once in a while..
12-21-2005, 12:55 PM #3
R u italian? Let me be your priest
12-21-2005, 12:56 PM #4Originally Posted by Mizfit
Doesnt get anymore italian than that baby
12-21-2005, 01:10 PM #5Originally Posted by lucabratzi
Yea def need a nice hewa here and there.
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