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  1. 12-23-2005, 02:03 PM #1
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    Piece of Ass

    After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

    "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

    When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Georgia, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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  2. 12-23-2005, 02:09 PM #2
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    lol..I need some ass too.
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  3. 12-23-2005, 02:17 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    lol..I need some ass too.
    hows this mate
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  4. 12-23-2005, 03:57 PM #4
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    Not what he had in mind!

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  5. 12-24-2005, 08:03 AM #5
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    Yeah,

    That happens to me all of the time......

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