The Funniest Thing In 2005

**smokethedays** · 12-29-2005, 04:42 PM

What is the funniest thing that happened to you in 2005?!!

SVTMuscle* · 12-30-2005, 12:32 AM

man they're were so many in college this year, when me and my friends would get togeather for after school special if you know what im talking about haha

**hoss827** · 12-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Ok..............this is pretty bad............................

this girl and me are cool now by the way.

Last month I was f ucking the shit outta this girl im good friends with, and I "accidentally" let it slip and go up the pooper. She FLIPPED the hell out on me and goes "What the HELL?! Are you some kinda ****ing FREAK?!" and I said oops, yeah, some kind. Hold on ima do it again ( i was joking ) and she hit me in the nuts, grabbed her clothes, ran outside into her car half naked and left.

I didnt care, id already got off another time that night with her friend.

**chest6** · 12-30-2005, 01:59 AM

"Are you some kind of freak?" wtf..how does that make u a freak some girls r dumb. I was talkin to this girl the other night the entire time and shes like ya it wont fit. Ya right it wont fit you just gotta work with it

**hoss827** · 12-30-2005, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

"Are you some kind of freak?" wtf..how does that make u a freak some girls r dumb. I was talkin to this girl the other night the entire time and shes like ya it wont fit. Ya right it wont fit you just gotta work with it

I guess it just freaked her out--now she likes it in the butt. I rule

and thats right, you make that shit fit. lol

**Tren Bull** · 12-30-2005, 02:11 AM

i went over to this fools house when he wasnt home to see his girlfriend. he came home eventually and pulled a shotgun on me.

**chest6** · 12-30-2005, 02:21 AM

oh snap that wouldnt be funny...im guessing you left after that?

**fully_paully** · 12-30-2005, 07:59 AM

i thought this was pretty funny i kinda felt sorry 4 him but still it was funny!
I was at the beach when this massive guy walked by, had low BF% was very lean....then he turned around and **DRUMROLL**...................... he had girls boobies...but i mean he had like Perfect girls boobies they were like bananna shaped and i was lauhgign so much i was doing that silent laugh where u cant breath and u feel like you gona die because you need 2 catch a breath but u cant. soo yess thats my funny story a muscley man with perfect women's boobies

**Chemical King** · 12-30-2005, 08:33 AM

2005 has been a bad year for me so dont think there is anything that pops to mind. But hey 2006 isgona be one hell of a party

SVTMuscle* · 12-30-2005, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by hoss827

Ok..............this is pretty bad............................

this girl and me are cool now by the way.

Last month I was f ucking the shit outta this girl im good friends with, and I "accidentally" let it slip and go up the pooper. She FLIPPED the hell out on me and goes "What the HELL?! Are you some kinda ****ing FREAK?!" and I said oops, yeah, some kind. Hold on ima do it again ( i was joking ) and she hit me in the nuts, grabbed her clothes, ran outside into her car half naked and left.

I didnt care, id already got off another time that night with her friend.

ahh man i remember my first, 3rd input. with my old gf, and the noise she mad, was purely a sound that can only be made when something is getting shoved in your ass.

i got owned one time, when i brought this chick im friends with back to my place after a drunking night at the bar (her mostly, not me so much) and we started going at it, and i always thought this girl was like a nice, momma's type of girl and me kinda being drunk and alll porn star ish said "you ever have sex on the bathroom floor?" (us being in the bathtub going at it).. her "...yah a few times" ........... ahhhhh sheeet better double wrap that

**hoss827** · 12-30-2005, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

ahh man i remember my first, 3rd input. with my old gf, and the noise she mad, was purely a sound that can only be made when something is getting shoved in your ass.

i got owned one time, when i brought this chick im friends with back to my place after a drunking night at the bar (her mostly, not me so much) and we started going at it, and i always thought this girl was like a nice, momma's type of girl and me kinda being drunk and alll porn star ish said "you ever have sex on the bathroom floor?" (us being in the bathtub going at it).. her "...yah a few times" ........... ahhhhh sheeet better double wrap that

Better SURAN WRAP that

SVTMuscle* · 12-30-2005, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by hoss827

Better SURAN WRAP that

she was pretty hot too, but, im all safe and clean so its all good haha

damn whores now-a-days haha

**Tren Bull** · 12-30-2005, 09:32 PM

i got away right quick. the thing that i think is funny is that he knew im not afraid to die, i told him many times that i was hella close to killing myself, so i dont know what that bitch was thinking. btw, i knew i should have brought my glock with me that night. haha, now wouldnt that be a nice surprise, a loaded glock .45 in your face. that motherfu_ker is such a little pus_y ass bitch, i kissed his girlfriend right in front of him and he ran away from me.