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    Jim and Edna!!!!!!!!

    Subject: x-Jim & Edna
    > Edna
    > Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    > they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
    > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
    > promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out
    > When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    > considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
    > news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is
    > you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a
    > crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded
    > that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the
    > patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe
    > right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
    > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
    > soon can I go home?"

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