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    I got some stupid fvkk suspended from work for a week!

    So there is this punk where I work as a personal trainer. He is always making up bs stories and poking fun at people.

    Sh*t, I remember when he told me something about the boss' wife wanting and approaching him. What a 'tard. Little does he know that she is really a he (transvestite). Hahahahahaha

    Let me get back to the story. We were making fun of this gay dude at work. He is always making really obvious hand gestures, and well Flameville Blvd can not be hidden. Anyway, we are talking low, when junior comes in, and begins to obnoxiously flame the flamer, but very loudly. I ended up ignoring his disregard for the fact that sound travels...It does.

    Today, we are sitting in the office, and my good friend who is the manager of another store is present. However, assgas is always competing against my boy. Well today he went too far, and said some stupid sh*t in front of my wife, so I called the General manager and got his ass suspended.

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    I was reading that like wah dah fah is Sozey Smokin down der in Miami?




    Nice one man. Lil Hossy Poo got owned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    rofllllllllllllllllllll

    I was reading that like wah dah fah is Sozey Smokin down der in Miami?




    Nice one man. Lil Hossy Poo got owned.


    Hoss knows I'm only joking.

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    Man you should be a comedian, I read the other one about the bag ste****g that was just as funny as this !!!!

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    haaha i was like aw poor hoss

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    Hoss what a character that kid is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    So there is this punk where I work as a personal trainer. He is always making up bs stories and poking fun at people.

    Sh*t, I remember when he told me something about the boss' wife wanting and approaching him. What a 'tard. Little does he know that she is really a he (transvestite). Hahahahahaha

    Let me get back to the story. We were making fun of this gay dude at work. He is always making really obvious hand gestures, and well Flameville Blvd can not be hidden. Anyway, we are talking low, when junior comes in, and begins to obnoxiously flame the flamer, but very loudly. I ended up ignoring his disregard for the fact that sound travels...It does.

    Today, we are sitting in the office, and my good friend who is the manager of another store is present. However, assgas is always competing against my boy. Well today he went too far, and said some stupid sh*t in front of my wife, so I called the General manager and got his ass suspended.

    How ya like me know
    I doubt that she is a transvestite. She is probably either transgendered or transsexual. A transvestite is a generally heterosexual man who gets sexual thrills from wearing women's clothes, usually undergarments. Often a transvestite becomes what we call an "underdresser", a man who wears women's undergarments underneath his regular men's clothes as he goes about his day today affairs such as work or business. A tranvestite generally would prefer a female lover. A transsexual is (in the case of male-to-female) a person who feels like she is a woman who had the misfortune to be born into a male body, and who uses hormones and plastic surgery to correct the defective body and bring her sex in line with her gender identity. A transgendered person is a person (again we are talking about male-to-female and not female-to-male) who has or is in the process or changing her gender identity (how she self-identifies, as masculine or feminine) to female, and who wears feminine clothing and cosmetics and stuff, but has no intention of ever having any permanent surgical changes. Trahssexual and transgendered girls would generally prefer male lovers and consider themselves to be straight females, though a surprising number are of Lesbian or Bisexual orientation. Then, there are Crossdressers. CDs are men who are usually straight but often bisexual, and rarely gay, who simply enjoy, for whatever reason, wearing women's clothing, as well as cosmetics, wig, shoes and accessories, etc. Often they make a conscious effort to "pass" in public, and many very masculine CDs you see on the street are indistinguishable at first glance from women. CDs maintain a male gender identity in normal life, though they present as female when en femme. Drag Queens are nearly always Gay men, who dress as caricatures of women in over-the-top outrageous gowns and big hair wigs, etc, for entertainment purposes. They are the ones you see on the stage at the beauty pageants at your local Gay bar. They self-identify as men, and usually take all the femme stuff off as soon as they get home to their lover, who being a Gay man, would not like to be intimate with a woman or anything that looks like a woman. Another category what is usually derogatorily called "shemales" are very very gay boys who dress up as girls for the purpose of prostitution, or making porn. They generally take hormones or have implants so that they have nice breasts, and often live as female 24/7, but generally have no desire for genital surgery, particularly while still young, since their clients are drawn by the fact that they have dicks. Not all biologically male hookers you see on the street fit into this category... many Transsexuals or transgenders resort to prostitution. BTW I am actually TS and not a "Shemale". My title is actually just a bit of self-deprecatory humor selected for the shock value. Sometimes the line between these gender categories gets a little blurry. Many gender nonconformists are continually rediscovering themselves and changing their gender or even their sexual orientation. And it can be hard even for a trained eye to distinguish between these categories. Best bet is to just use female forms of address and pronouns, and nod and smile politely haha!

    But good for you. I hate people who blabber their poorly informed and bigoted opinions at 90 decibels all over the place where they might offend someone. (I usually clobber those I overhear getting too nasty about trans-folks or gay people) And in most gyms, a large proportion of members are Gay or Bi, even if they are not open about it. Just from a business standpoint, it is stupid to alienate such a large customer base, and boss probably should have fired the young homophobe. But maybe a week without pay will teach him a valuable lesson... not that dissing Gays is wrong, but that doing it at work will piss off the boss.

    Transsexuals usually have painful, tragic, difficult backgrounds and have been there / done that more than you could imagine. You might find that getting to know your boss'es wife will be a big eye-opener. Even though I myself am TS, I am still fascinated by some of my trans-sisters' backgrounds and stories.

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    oh boy...

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    Anna, thanks for your response. I was aware of some of the things you wrote about, but not all. I am an open person, and I try not to judge. It is not my place to.

    Anyway, I have had many good friends that have been gay/bi, and you would never know they were. However, I have also been approached many times by gay men in a disrespectful manner. This is why I sometimes get pissed, but i would never, ever hurt anyone physically or mentally, unless they are NY Jets fans. JK

    Finally, I am a trainer, but i made this thread up, b/c Hoss had been complaining about how he got suspended for a week b/c he was making fun of some gay dude aloud, and I thought this would be a somewhat amusing thread.


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    Poor Hoss. But this was funny as heck!

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    hoss rules! I have yet to see someone on AR who has gone from being so hated, to practically having his own fan club. Good on ya hoss.
    BTW.. that was cool that you got that jackass suspended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    hoss rules! I have yet to see someone on AR who has gone from being so hated, to practically having his own fan club. Good on ya hoss.
    Yup, definitely a cool ass dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    BTW.. that was cool that you got that jackass suspended.
    Someone was suspended because of me, Juicy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Anyway, I have had many good friends that have been gay/bi, and you would never know they were. However, I have also been approached many times by gay men in a disrespectful manner.
    Like the time when I was standing in the mens room, at the pisser and the guy urinating beside me points at the urinal (while i'm pissing in it) and tells me that it has a rust stain in it that "looks like a sperm"...
    What kind of pick up line is that? Why the lack of social ettiquette?
    And yes, I know. Not everyone behaves in this way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Well today he went too far, and said some stupid sh*t in front of my wife, so I called the General manager and got his ass suspended.
    Maybe i read it wrong...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    Like the time when I was standing in the mens room, at the pisser and the guy urinating beside me points at the urinal (while i'm pissing in it) and tells me that it has a rust stain in it that "looks like a sperm"...
    What kind of pick up line is that? Why the lack of social ettiquette?
    And yes, I know. Not everyone behaves in this way...
    How about getting your ass grabbed on the sidewalk (in South Beach, no less), like if it was cool beans. To make matters worse, I hear "That was a sweat handful" in the distance.

    EWWWWWW

    Yeah, but let's not get into that whole thing. God knows what it will bring about.

    Btw, Juicy, did you ever get a hold of that crooked cop that was jacking gear from you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    Maybe i read it wrong...?
    Hahaha

    My bad, bruthuh. This whole thread was poking fun at hoss for making comments about some dude out loud.

    I believe the second post has a link to the thread were hoss goes off.

    I'm sorry if you thought the first post was for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Hahaha

    My bad, bruthuh. This whole thread was poking fun at hoss for making comments about some dude out loud.

    I believe the second post has a link to the thread were hoss goes off.

    I'm sorry if you thought the first post was for real.
    I thought that it might be a joke in the name of Hoss, but I was not sure.
    Hoss, this is your new fanclub. You rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

    Btw, Juicy, did you ever get a hold of that crooked cop that was jacking gear from you?
    Not exactly. I don't know what to do. If I had a badge and a gun, things would be different.
    Also, he is in court right now, getting off of charges for roughing up some teens.
    His partner is afraid of him, so he is always there to back him up.
    But don't worry. Karma is a bitch, and his good karma is all used up....

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicy_brucy
    Not exactly. I don't know what to do. If I had a badge and a gun, things would be different.
    Also, he is in court right now, getting off of charges for roughing up some teens.
    His partner is afraid of him, so he is always there to back him up.
    But don't worry. Karma is a bitch, and his good karma is all used up....
    Hell yes! Karma can be very sweet, but she can be ruthless as well. I hope that pig gets what's coming to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    So there is this punk where I work as a personal trainer. He is always making up bs stories and poking fun at people.

    Sh*t, I remember when he told me something about the boss' wife wanting and approaching him. What a 'tard. Little does he know that she is really a he (transvestite). Hahahahahaha

    Let me get back to the story. We were making fun of this gay dude at work. He is always making really obvious hand gestures, and well Flameville Blvd can not be hidden. Anyway, we are talking low, when junior comes in, and begins to obnoxiously flame the flamer, but very loudly. I ended up ignoring his disregard for the fact that sound travels...It does.

    Today, we are sitting in the office, and my good friend who is the manager of another store is present. However, assgas is always competing against my boy. Well today he went too far, and said some stupid sh*t in front of my wife, so I called the General manager and got his ass suspended.

    How ya like me know

    You have to be ****ing shitting me. What store asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    So there is this punk where I work as a personal trainer. He is always making up bs stories and poking fun at people.

    Sh*t, I remember when he told me something about the boss' wife wanting and approaching him. What a 'tard. Little does he know that she is really a he (transvestite). Hahahahahaha

    Let me get back to the story. We were making fun of this gay dude at work...
    That was enough for me. Cant be bothered to read the rest. Grow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Anna, thanks for your response. I was aware of some of the things you wrote about, but not all. I am an open person, and I try not to judge. It is not my place to.

    Anyway, I have had many good friends that have been gay/bi, and you would never know they were. However, I have also been approached many times by gay men in a disrespectful manner. This is why I sometimes get pissed, but i would never, ever hurt anyone physically or mentally, unless they are NY Jets fans. JK

    Finally, I am a trainer, but i made this thread up, b/c Hoss had been complaining about how he got suspended for a week b/c he was making fun of some gay dude aloud, and I thought this would be a somewhat amusing thread.


    You dick helmet--I looked at your location and realized how stupid I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    You dick helmet--I looked at your location and realized how stupid I was.


    I was waiting for you to read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    That was enough for me. Cant be bothered to read the rest. Grow up.
    This was a bs thread, Messy. If you look at post # 2, you will see where the joke sprung out of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    This was a bs thread, Messy. If you look at post # 2, you will see where the joke sprung out of.
    Lol too much to read so i'll just take your word for it.

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