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  1. 01-03-2006, 10:11 AM #1
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    Wink This Will Boggle Your Mind...

    Hopefully this will not offend anyone, and you can see the trivia in the question as well...

    SO...

    If you were to have a child and you could only choose 1 or 2, which one would you choose...

    1. A daughter who was the biggest whore in town and did anyone or anything she would see... was in porn flicks and screwed people for money...

    OR...

    2. A son who was a flaming homosexual, I mean FLAMING... he lead the gay pride parades and had ad's out in "i love poo" magazines for bobbing for terds...

    Which child would you choose??!!??!!

    All sh1t's and giggles here people, this one had me thinking for quite some time... I'll post my answer later.
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  2. 01-03-2006, 10:19 AM #2
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    i dont think there is an answer for the question...i hate these fvkin question...i would have picked the second one if u didnt mention the bobbing for poo thing...
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  3. 01-03-2006, 10:23 AM #3
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    number 2 and i would cal him Justin Thyme
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  4. 01-03-2006, 10:24 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    number 2 and i would cal him Justin Thyme
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  5. 01-03-2006, 10:59 AM #5
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    The 1st, no doubt.
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  6. 01-03-2006, 11:01 AM #6
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    WTF...

    I'd have to go with the door # 2. Bobbing for poo....F*CK...come on man, why did you have to take it that far?!?!? That REALLY painted a horrible picture in my head!
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  7. 01-03-2006, 11:12 AM #7
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    The Slut of course as long as she forks over some of the cash ya know
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  8. 01-03-2006, 11:15 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    The Slut of course as long as she forks over some of the cash ya know


    "If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu


    "If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
    exactly
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  10. 01-03-2006, 11:18 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripped4fsu


    "If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

    HA HA HAAA!!!! F*ckin 401K
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  11. 01-03-2006, 11:29 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    The Slut of course as long as she forks over some of the cash ya know
    great answer!
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  12. 01-03-2006, 11:33 AM #12
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    I love poo?! lmao..
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    You should love your kinds no mater what. So it does not matter.
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  14. 01-03-2006, 12:14 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    great answer!
    thanks bro I try
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  15. 01-03-2006, 12:35 PM #15
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    wow that is a good question..... i would have to go with the fag i guess... at least he won't get pregeant and i might have to take care of the poor bastard...
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    No offence Justin but I don't want to adopt you or your sister.
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    if i had a daughter i wouldnt let her be a slut, if she tried id shave her head and spike her food to make her fat and ugly so nobody would want her! So i guess my answer is number 1!
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    #2..
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    Number 2 for sure.

    Theres nothing wrong with number 2 anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    The Slut of course as long as she forks over some of the cash ya know
    exactly what I was going to say !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    exactly what I was going to say !!
    sorry decadbal said I am like a mongoose on coke with my reflexes lol
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    Id just have to adopt a mexican kid then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    sorry decadbal said I am like a mongoose on coke with my reflexes lol
    lol....how dare u steal my thoughts
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    Id just have to adopt a mexican kid then.
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    #2. Nothing more upsetting than a whore for a daughter.
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    i'll have to say #1.

    that was a pretty graphic description of #2 though
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  27. 01-03-2006, 05:48 PM #27
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    No offence Justin but I don't want to adopt you or your sister.
    lmfao
    number 1, i think you can reform a whore, but i bet its harder to reform someone proud of their flaming homosexuality
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  28. 01-03-2006, 05:52 PM #28
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    i would pick number 1,,,Hints Jenna Jameson she made it big being just like that now she is a millionair and the princess of porn
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  29. 01-03-2006, 06:15 PM #29
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    this is why im never having children
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  30. 01-03-2006, 06:50 PM #30
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    wow, you'd have to be a pretty f***ed up parent to have children that bad. I wouldn't mind a gay son, even a flamer, but to be "bobbing for terds" that's messed up. And I think I would give my daughter enough hugs so she wouldn't go seeking for love in all the wrong ways. I would love either, but I wish to heaven that my children would turn out more respectful.
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  31. 01-03-2006, 06:54 PM #31
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    #1 FO SHO!!!

    I couldnt live with myself if i had a flaming homosexual shit eating son!! YOUR CRAZY!
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    This is simple... the moral and unfortunate answer would be- doesnt matter like Gsxxr said (which i would say first)

    BUT...

    the answer I would like to say would be.. #1 b/c thats the only choice I have a chance of changing. (and when I say chance- I mean her neck will be broken if she doesnt listen to me)
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    Bobbing for turds, awww man thats rough....
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    Id abort the fetus.
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  35. 01-04-2006, 04:28 PM #35
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    I am very freaking offended by this and I think a Mod needs to remove this.

    This post is directed at my family and I do not appreciate this at all.


    I am not joking guys this is wrong and I am not going to put up with it.


















    Sure it is not exactly the same. I mean it is my daughter that is a flaming lesbian, doing gay porn and it is my son that is the town whore but I know that this thread was to try to get back at me for being so darn good looking.





    Oh BTW I would pick the son.. He would have to live with his choices and if my daughter was a whore there would be a lot of dead boys around town!! Horny little bastards. die die die.


    That is all


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