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    Methods of getting laid.

    Everyone has their own, lets hear em.

    Hell, we could turn this into a sticky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Everyone has their own, lets hear em.

    Hell, we could turn this into a sticky.
    ur ol lady taught me everything I know

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    so just ask her lol

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    alcohol...smooth talking...

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    Read up hoss maybe you'll get lucky one of these years.

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    Tell them what they want to hear, end of story

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    alcohol and a couple of tylenol pm's.

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    Fighter--youre gay.

    Brian--good shit.

    Hackamaniac--You suck.

    For me its different, like if i'm at a party. If i'm sitting between a couple of girls , i'll be funny to one and seductive towards the other. The girl #1 (the one im being funny to) makes girl #2 (the one im really trying to bang) wonder what it is that i'm saying and gets her curious. Eventually girl #1 goes away and im stuck with two, and I just spit mad game and hope to get lucky. A little alcohol tends to loosen me up a bit as well as the girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by edmen2
    alcohol and a couple of tylenol pm's.

    LMAO!!!

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    well, i used to be partial to "hi, my names ****" and just working from there....


    nowadays tho, i pretty much just have to touch the gf and its on

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Fighter--youre gay.

    Brian--good shit.

    Hackamaniac--You suck.

    For me its different, like if i'm at a party. If i'm sitting between a couple of girls , i'll be funny to one and seductive towards the other. The girl #1 (the one im being funny to) makes girl #2 (the one im really trying to bang) wonder what it is that i'm saying and gets her curious. Eventually girl #1 goes away and im stuck with two, and I just spit mad game and hope to get lucky. A little alcohol tends to loosen me up a bit as well as the girl

    Uh huh.....do you pull out a picture of your "friend" and say this guy works out at my gym.

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    The only problem with these planned approaches to getting women, is that they dont work. lol Women can be very unpredictabled and have a special taste for anything that is "canned" (as in pick-up lines).

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    It's called having 100 bucks and a Van. Drive up Sunset at Hollywood around 12pm and you will get laid for sure. Just make sure there arent any pigs.....

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    Hopefully some of our female members will join in on this thread

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    All i have to say is honey it's that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    Hopefully some of our female members will join in on this thread
    Thats what I was thinking. Cause the only thing a guy knows for sure is that we dont know shit about women. Thats why most of us have to to get our kicks

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    Girlfriend, you can't understand women until you have BEEN one. I think every straight man should have to go out on the town crosdressed at least once, and learn what it is like to be stared at, hit on by undesireable and obnoxious men, stuff like that.

    As for getting laid, I just flash my tits. Works every time.

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    Two percs and a vike are a panty dropper

    haha I think just be yourself. If someone doesn't like you there a TONS of others.

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    i like to lay there and wait for the magic to happen..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i like to lay there and wait for the magic to happen..
    well call me copperfield sweetheart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Everyone has their own, lets hear em.

    Hell, we could turn this into a sticky.

    The only thing that is sticky is your keyboard from a lack of any action.

    Dumb thread Hoss, you pathological liar.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The only thing that is sticky is your keyboard from a lack of any action.

    Dumb thread Hoss, you pathological liar.

    ~SC~


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    you dont wana go up and be blatant that your gagging for it

    play hard to get
    let them come to you

    this only works if your good looking though

    i hardly ever chat up women and i seem to do well for myself - i just 'accidentally' get in to a conversation with them

    or getting eye contact
    at least then u can get the green light before 'going in' and not risk making a twat of yourself

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    Are you saying your just to good to do anything but lay there?






    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i like to lay there and wait for the magic to happen..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The only thing that is sticky is your keyboard from a lack of any action.

    Dumb thread Hoss, you pathological liar.

    ~SC~


    ZING!

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    roofies, but my girlfriend got sick of waking up and not remembering the night before so i stopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    Are you saying your just to good to do anything but lay there?
    I'm jokin

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    Forget shitty chat up lines, i just go up to a bitch and dangle em out, it either results in action or a kick or twist of the nuts, all of which can be considered at least 2nd base, which is still a success imo, considering i didnt say anything or spend any money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC
    Forget shitty chat up lines, i just go up to a bitch and dangle em out, it either results in action or a kick or twist of the nuts, all of which can be considered at least 2nd base, which is still a success imo, considering i didnt say anything or spend any money!
    hahaha priceless

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    simple... i walk up to them and smile. lol

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    if it wasnt for date rape, id never get laid

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    D O N K E Y P U N C H

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    Forget their name

    IF it is the first time you meet a girl, forget her name three times. No more, no less. You cannot be a dick about it but be rather self depreciating when you "inquire" as to her name the third time in an hour. It drives them crazy in that, IMO, they think you are not whatsoever interested in them. I stumbled upon the "method" in college accidentally when I was hammered a few times. Gotta forget three times for some reason.

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    tell em ur rich

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    tell her your dad owns a dealership

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The only thing that is sticky is your keyboard from a lack of any action.

    Dumb thread Hoss, you pathological liar.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    D O N K E Y P U N C H

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    usually, "hello" is all i need to say

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    forgetting a chicks name can work both ways. sometimes a misunderstanding, and a genuine sounding apology works wonders.

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