Thread: Methods of getting laid.
01-03-2006, 07:56 PM #1
Methods of getting laid.
Everyone has their own, lets hear em.
Hell, we could turn this into a sticky.
01-03-2006, 08:06 PM #2Originally Posted by hoss827
01-03-2006, 08:07 PM #3
so just ask her lol
01-03-2006, 08:16 PM #4
01-03-2006, 08:18 PM #5
Read up hoss maybe you'll get lucky one of these years.
01-03-2006, 08:20 PM #6
Tell them what they want to hear, end of story
01-03-2006, 08:29 PM #7
alcohol and a couple of tylenol pm's.
01-03-2006, 08:29 PM #8
For me its different, like if i'm at a party. If i'm sitting between a couple of girls , i'll be funny to one and seductive towards the other. The girl #1 (the one im being funny to) makes girl #2 (the one im really trying to bang) wonder what it is that i'm saying and gets her curious. Eventually girl #1 goes away and im stuck with two, and I just spit mad game and hope to get lucky. A little alcohol tends to loosen me up a bit as well as the girl
01-03-2006, 08:30 PM #9Originally Posted by edmen2
01-03-2006, 08:32 PM #10
well, i used to be partial to "hi, my names ****" and just working from there....
nowadays tho, i pretty much just have to touch the gf and its on
01-03-2006, 08:54 PM #11Originally Posted by hoss827
Uh huh.....do you pull out a picture of your "friend" and say this guy works out at my gym.
01-03-2006, 09:00 PM #12
The only problem with these planned approaches to getting women, is that they dont work. lol Women can be very unpredictabled and have a special taste for anything that is "canned" (as in pick-up lines).
01-03-2006, 09:00 PM #13
It's called having 100 bucks and a Van. Drive up Sunset at Hollywood around 12pm and you will get laid for sure. Just make sure there arent any pigs.....
01-03-2006, 09:01 PM #14
Hopefully some of our female members will join in on this thread
01-03-2006, 09:04 PM #15
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All i have to say is honey it's that time.
01-03-2006, 09:09 PM #16Originally Posted by powerliftmike
01-03-2006, 11:54 PM #17
Girlfriend, you can't understand women until you have BEEN one. I think every straight man should have to go out on the town crosdressed at least once, and learn what it is like to be stared at, hit on by undesireable and obnoxious men, stuff like that.
As for getting laid, I just flash my tits. Works every time.
01-04-2006, 04:42 AM #18
Two percs and a vike are a panty dropper
haha I think just be yourself. If someone doesn't like you there a TONS of others.
01-04-2006, 06:17 AM #19
i like to lay there and wait for the magic to happen..
01-04-2006, 06:22 AM #20Originally Posted by Mizfit
01-04-2006, 07:51 AM #21AR Hall of Fame
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The only thing that is sticky is your keyboard from a lack of any action.
Dumb thread Hoss, you pathological liar.
01-04-2006, 07:56 AM #22Originally Posted by SwoleCat
01-04-2006, 08:00 AM #23
you dont wana go up and be blatant that your gagging for it
play hard to get
let them come to you
this only works if your good looking though
i hardly ever chat up women and i seem to do well for myself - i just 'accidentally' get in to a conversation with them
or getting eye contact
at least then u can get the green light before 'going in' and not risk making a twat of yourself
01-04-2006, 08:55 AM #24
Are you saying your just to good to do anything but lay there?
Originally Posted by Mizfit
01-04-2006, 09:10 AM #25
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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01-04-2006, 09:33 AM #26
roofies, but my girlfriend got sick of waking up and not remembering the night before so i stopped.
01-04-2006, 09:50 AM #27Originally Posted by Puffader
01-04-2006, 10:20 AM #28
Forget shitty chat up lines, i just go up to a bitch and dangle em out, it either results in action or a kick or twist of the nuts, all of which can be considered at least 2nd base, which is still a success imo, considering i didnt say anything or spend any money!
01-04-2006, 11:04 AM #29Originally Posted by JamesC
01-04-2006, 12:22 PM #30
simple... i walk up to them and smile. lol
01-04-2006, 01:10 PM #31
if it wasnt for date rape, id never get laid
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01-04-2006, 01:14 PM #33
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01-04-2006, 01:21 PM #34
Forget their name
IF it is the first time you meet a girl, forget her name three times. No more, no less. You cannot be a dick about it but be rather self depreciating when you "inquire" as to her name the third time in an hour. It drives them crazy in that, IMO, they think you are not whatsoever interested in them. I stumbled upon the "method" in college accidentally when I was hammered a few times. Gotta forget three times for some reason.
01-04-2006, 01:35 PM #35
tell em ur rich
01-04-2006, 01:50 PM #36
tell her your dad owns a dealership
01-04-2006, 05:26 PM #37Originally Posted by SwoleCat
01-04-2006, 05:36 PM #38Originally Posted by decadbal
01-04-2006, 05:38 PM #39
usually, "hello" is all i need to say
01-04-2006, 09:42 PM #40
forgetting a chicks name can work both ways. sometimes a misunderstanding, and a genuine sounding apology works wonders.
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