Thread: Sperm Bank
01-04-2006, 01:40 PM #1
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
"Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm
bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll
blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and
gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl
drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to
the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
01-04-2006, 01:41 PM #2
o...hahhaah.. that's bad..
he knew she wouldn't do it before he married her..The answer to your every question
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01-04-2006, 01:42 PM #3
LMAO!! Im sending that one around.
01-04-2006, 01:45 PM #4
you know a nark post when it has to do with, penis, asshole, sperm, or all the above in conjunction
01-04-2006, 01:46 PM #5
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01-04-2006, 01:51 PM #6
That's great...just sent it to my wife. LMAO
01-04-2006, 02:19 PM #7
LMAO!!! That was great!
01-04-2006, 02:20 PM #8Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
01-04-2006, 02:24 PM #9Originally Posted by decadbal
01-04-2006, 03:24 PM #10
01-04-2006, 03:27 PM #11
AHAHAHA! I'm sending that to my GF.
01-04-2006, 03:32 PM #12
That's it I am never coming back to this board again. Nark you went too far this time.
01-04-2006, 03:33 PM #13
Did you miss me? I'm back..
01-04-2006, 03:35 PM #14
hahaha that's some funny shi*
01-04-2006, 03:37 PM #15
best thing I have read in a couple of weeks
01-04-2006, 05:07 PM #16Associate Member
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Funny shit at least she can swallow sperm now!!!hahha!
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