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  1. 01-04-2006, 02:40 PM #1
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    Talking Sperm Bank

    A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
    "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm
    bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll
    blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and
    gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl
    drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to
    the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

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  2. 01-04-2006, 02:41 PM #2
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    o...hahhaah.. that's bad..

    he knew she wouldn't do it before he married her..
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  3. 01-04-2006, 02:42 PM #3
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    LMAO!! Im sending that one around.
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  4. 01-04-2006, 02:45 PM #4
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    you know a nark post when it has to do with, penis, asshole, sperm, or all the above in conjunction
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  5. 01-04-2006, 02:46 PM #5
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    ROFLMAO
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  6. 01-04-2006, 02:51 PM #6
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    That's great...just sent it to my wife. LMAO
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  7. 01-04-2006, 03:19 PM #7
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    LMAO!!! That was great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    LMAO!!! That was great!
    your talkin about drinkin sperm again arnt you
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    your talkin about drinkin sperm again arnt you

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  10. 01-04-2006, 04:24 PM #10
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
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  11. 01-04-2006, 04:27 PM #11
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    AHAHAHA! I'm sending that to my GF.
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  12. 01-04-2006, 04:32 PM #12
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    That's it I am never coming back to this board again. Nark you went too far this time.


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  13. 01-04-2006, 04:33 PM #13
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  14. 01-04-2006, 04:35 PM #14
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    hahaha that's some funny shi*
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  15. 01-04-2006, 04:37 PM #15
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    best thing I have read in a couple of weeks
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  16. 01-04-2006, 06:07 PM #16
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    Funny shit at least she can swallow sperm now!!!hahha!
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