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**Poison Ivy** · 01-09-2006, 10:09 AM

why does donald duck wear a shirt if he doesn't even wear pants?

**QuieTSToRM33** · 01-09-2006, 10:19 AM

why do u always start stupid threads ???

**Poison Ivy** · 01-09-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

why do u always start stupid threads ???

Because I am stupid and pathethic

why did you click this thread if you know that I always make stupid threads?

**QuieTSToRM33** · 01-09-2006, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

Because I am stupid and pathethic

that's enough for me

**Dally** · 01-09-2006, 10:36 AM

Hi Ivy!

**Poison Ivy** · 01-09-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

Hi Ivy!

Hi Dally????

where's your question...?

**G-Force** · 01-09-2006, 10:58 AM

how are babies made?

**JR.SHRED** · 01-09-2006, 11:06 AM

I have a question for some canadians, what is the club mansion like in Toronto

**SwoleCat** · 01-09-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

why do u always start stupid threads ???

Please stay out of the threads if you have nothing nice to say.

~SC~

**Poison Ivy** · 01-09-2006, 11:09 AM

Why did you choose the username you have right now?

**IronReload04** · 01-09-2006, 11:34 AM

no matter how bad your off days and bad days are, you can always regroup and reload next time. hence Iron reload. i just wish terribly i could take out the 04 because my name is fairly original and i didnt need it in the first place. knowing that you can reload is knowing that that you live to fight another day no matter how bad of a day you justr had

quoting poisen ivy

**decadbal** · 01-09-2006, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

Because I am stupid and pathethic

why did you click this thread if you know that I always make stupid threads?

finally a post from you thats from the heart and honest... keep it up

**Chemical King** · 01-09-2006, 11:49 AM

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

**SwoleCat** · 01-09-2006, 12:36 PM

LOL!

The above ones are really good.

~SC~

**MatrixGuy** · 01-09-2006, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Brilliant!

**S.P.G** · 01-09-2006, 01:16 PM

i have one.

Poison Ivy are you male of female????

**Poison Ivy** · 01-09-2006, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by S.P.G

i have one.

Poison Ivy are you male of female????

the H*ll!

I am female , dummie

Are you girl or a lesbian?

**S.P.G** · 01-09-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

the H*ll!

I am female , dummie

Are you girl or a lesbian?

Sorry its just that i had a chance to clear that up.

In other certain threads somewhere i was under the impresion that you were male, im sure thats what some one said....Any way i apologize

**StoneGRMI** · 01-09-2006, 01:43 PM

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

**FROST** · 01-09-2006, 01:47 PM

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Do they put underwear on corpses?

Why do we say "Heads up", when in fact it should be "Heads Down"? really stupid if you think about it.

**Mesomorphyl** · 01-09-2006, 01:59 PM

Why are transported goods by ship called cargo and by car called a shipment?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

**Mesomorphyl** · 01-09-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Opps! Good one

**chest6** · 01-09-2006, 02:01 PM

why do you always make dumb threads?

**big L 17** · 01-09-2006, 02:01 PM

those are some realy good and funny questions i want to known the anwser to some of them?

***Doc.Sust*** · 01-09-2006, 02:12 PM

hasn't this been done a thousand times already? day late and a dollar short sister.!

**timvds** · 01-09-2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

hasn't this been done a thousand times already? day late and a dollar short sister.!

this thread is like a car wreck. you know there is nothing good to see. but you have to look anyways.

RA · 01-09-2006, 02:30 PM

Whats the deal with ppl ragging on the threads? If you have something so funny/cool/interesting that is better then post it up.

**SwoleCat** · 01-09-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by S.P.G

Sorry its just that i had a chance to clear that up.

In other certain threads somewhere i was under the impresion that you were male, im sure thats what some one said....Any way i apologize

She set the record straight takin' it upon herself to prove it to me.

No I will not say how, but I wouldn't lie if she was a male.

She is indeed female, every inch.

She's cleared her name, so I believe everyone should just move on.

~SC~

**Hard Head** · 01-09-2006, 03:49 PM

What is green and on the end of my finger, right now?

**G-Force** · 01-10-2006, 03:20 AM

why do they put heaters on trains in the rush hour when everyones crushed together and already stupidly hot?

**G-Force** · 01-10-2006, 03:21 AM

why do people make BOILING hot coffee only to wait 10 minutes before its cool enough to drink it?

(i always stop the kettle well before it boils but no one else seem to)

**Chemical King** · 01-10-2006, 05:27 AM

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

***doctorherb*** · 01-10-2006, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

She set the record straight takin' it upon herself to prove it to me.

No I will not say how, but I wouldn't lie if she was a male.

She is indeed female, every inch.

She's cleared her name, so I believe everyone should just move on.

~SC~

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