Thread: Crappy job.
01-07-2006, 11:22 AM #1
Well, I almost got fired for throwing out garbage. Yup, I was talking to a client on the phone, and while talking to them, I walked outside my cubicle, and threw out a plastic cup, and a spoon.
Someone had seen me, and sent a complaint off to my manager, and to HR. I got yelled at. When my manager took me into a office to yell at me, I burst out laughing. I told him, I would understand firing me, if I grabbed some chicks tits or something... but threw out garbage? WTF. He thought it was bullshit too, but the rat who sent the note to HR and him about me is trying to get me fired. So he reports everything I do. Everytime I talk to loud, he reports that I'm SO loud that I'm offending him. When I walk by, he reports that I am stocking him. He sent a letter to HR that he is intimidated by me, and refuses to take lunches when I do. He changes the attendence, so it shows up that I'm late everyday; even though I'm not. He's 5' tall, and probably 150lbs. Just alittle shrimp.
So I'm pissed off. I want to beat the snot out of him, but I know that's probably not the answer. So what should I do. I am looking for a different job. I have never done anything to him, and he does this to four other people in my office. If he had a car, it would be trashed by now, but he rides the bus. He lives with his parents, so I don't want to trash their home. I need to come up with some sort of revenge, because he's driving me up the wall. If I don't end this, I'm gonna have to chock that bitch.
01-07-2006, 11:46 AM #2
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Go into MS Word or similar program on his computer, and add an entry to the Auto Correct feature. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!" or something similar...thats a start at least..
01-07-2006, 12:13 PM #3English Rudeboy
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Am I missing something? - I don't even understand the complaint.
01-07-2006, 01:34 PM #4
get the other dudes togather that he is harrising and all of you go to the manager togather and file a complaint against him
01-07-2006, 02:50 PM #5
i agree with steveo, thats probably the best idea. for a little amusment you could go kick in his front door late at night. its not that expensive to fix, but it scares the hell out of everyone in the house. something else you could do, although this is pretty extreme is get a bag of dog sh_t, and put an m80 in it, then tape the bag to a brick, light the m80 and throw it through his window, preferably his room window.
01-07-2006, 02:51 PM #6
or you could just tell me where he lives and il do it for you... i dont know this dude, but i fu_king hate him anyway
01-07-2006, 02:58 PM #7AR Hall of Fame
Originally Posted by steve0
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Don't let the little f*cknugget pull all of this crap, not only on you w/the numerous antics he does, but on all your friends too.
I would think H.R. would recognize a pattern already with this guy, and fire HIM for being such a f*cking annoyance.
I'd present the case just like that.
01-07-2006, 03:04 PM #8Originally Posted by Tren Bull
That makes me feel better.
I have logged 10 formal complaints against him, and had meetings with the district manager about him(with everyone else.) Anything formal does not seem to work.
I'm thinking I'll have to take matters into my own hands. Maybe frame him, and get him fired.
Here's my idea. I'll remote desktop into his computer, and pull up man-porn. Then report that he was jerking off at his desk. When someone comes by, he'll have a pic of two dudes going at it, or something.
Thoughts on that? I'd log in with a proxy so that my IP does not show up, incase they search.
01-07-2006, 03:06 PM #9AR Hall of Fame
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Make sure you do it all correctly, as that's a pretty big accussation.
Also, remember that they already get complaints from you about him, so
this can't seem too far-fetched of a complaint.
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM #10
Say he offered you fifty dolllars to suck you off while you were standing at the urinal minding your own business. He said that he's wanted a piece of you ever since you started working there and that the reason he's been filing so many complaints against you was so that you two would hopefully get a chance to be alone to "talk" aboout your problems.
Just make up some really nasty $hit.
01-07-2006, 05:08 PM #11
you need a hockey mask and a dark alley, that's all.
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