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    Dinner Conversation!!!!!

    DINNER CONVERSATION

    WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    MAN: Definitely not!

    WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

    MAN: Of course I do.

    WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

    WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

    MAN: (makes audible groan)

    WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    MAN: Where else would we sleep?

    WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?

    MAN: No, she's left-handed.

    WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

    MAN: "Shit."




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    LOL..good one bro

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    Good One

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