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  1. 01-10-2006, 09:13 AM #1
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    The boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

    http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=py5VW...te%20kommandos

    lol, i guess everyone's already heard the latest chuck norris internet humour



    " When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he refuses the syringe, and instead asks for a handgun & a bucket. "


    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."


    more here,
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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  2. 01-10-2006, 09:27 AM #2
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    Deadly Dolphins!! LMAO!
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  3. 01-10-2006, 11:34 AM #3
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    I'm gonna replace chuck norris with my name and post it all over....the world will fear me.
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  4. 01-10-2006, 11:48 AM #4
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    Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids . Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.


    lol
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    he he
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    lol
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  7. 01-10-2006, 09:50 PM #7
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    that is the funniest thing i have seen in a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    I'm gonna replace chuck norris with my name and post it all over....the world will fear me.

    buddy, your fvckin HUGE

    the world already does.
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  9. 01-11-2006, 07:01 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    I'm gonna replace chuck norris with my name and post it all over....the world will fear me.

    you mean they don't already... fools!! You scare the hell out of me every time I see you post.



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    Chuck Norris knows no fear. For he is fear. What ever you are afraid of, be it the boogeyman, tornados, monsters. Theses are all chuck norris. Chuck Norris takes what ever form he pleases.
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    why did everyone have to steal psychotrons limelight
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    Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

    Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
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    One of my personal favorites: The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-de****g Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    you mean they don't already... fools!! You scare the hell out of me every time I see you post.



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    LMAO I aint that bad
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    Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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    AHAHAHA! I love Chuck Norris jokes!!! LOL!
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    If Chuck Norris is ever late, time better slow the f*ck down!
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    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that he created the Kashmir Earthquake of 2005.
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    lol chuck

    http://www.worldcombatleague.com/
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