Favorite words/sayings

[G-Force]

what are some of your favourite words or sayings?
some of my best words are:

Discombobulated (confused)
Crikey (wow)
Spankathon (use your imagination)
Sloppy
persiflage (light hearted banter)
foliage
splendiferous
Ninnyhammer (simpleton)
Minge
piss flaps (i dont think that one is actually in the dictionary )

[G-Force]

donkey bottom biter
slug catcher
marmite miner
arse magnet

yes ive resorted to making them up now
this is what happens when your forced to work full-time

[decadbal]

swamp donkey

desert yetti

[WEBB]

douche bag
cum recepticle
cock helmet thats from swole cat

[G-Force]

funny words for spunk:

Jism
Baby Batter
Guy Glue
Gentlemens Relish
sticky white love piss
sex wee
Man Mayo

[SVTMuscle*]

wicked.

[novastepp]

"PERHAPS" - like really, say it all goofy and it's funny...
but seriously, who was the first guy to say this?

Seminiferous Tubules,
Sebacous Fluid,

"Who Gives A Shit, No One's Watchin, What Do You Care, Let Er Rip" -Fight Club
"I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can" -Fight Club (Million From There)

[NotSmall]

funny words for spunk:

Jism
Baby Batter
Guy Glue
Gentlemens Relish
sticky white love piss
sex wee
Man Mayo

You forgot:

Cock snot

[MatrixGuy]

Piss flaps, thats a good one

on the shitter
fuvktard
tramps minge
duff
hairy crack
love shack
i'll break ur legs
numpty

[MASTER]

Sack
Cockjockey
Arse bandit
Bait lazza (person with no friends)
Wank (much like fvck can be used in almost any situation, eg you wank, to wank, that's wank, oh wank, wankface, wanker, wank!)
butthole
Mutton Dagger
Im going to rip your face off!
Check that shit!
Suck my balls

[Dave321]

Festering axe wound
mmm, feast on that!

[Dave321]

The other night I’m out at the bar and I run into some FVCKTARD COCKJOCKEY who’s tryin’ to get to my girls DESERT YETI, so I’m like wtf?!?! Can’t you see that those PISS FLAPS are with me COCK HELMET? Does she look like some TRAMPS MING that goes around being an ARSE BANDIT with COCK SNOTS like you? I then told this HAIRY CRACK to CHECK THAT SHIT, or I’ll BREAK UR LEGS you STICKY WHITE LOVE PISS, GENTLEMENS RELISH, DONKEY BOTTOM BITER!!! He starts gettin’ all mouthy, and was like, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF you MUTTON DAGGER!

You're all a bunch of GUY GLUE, MAN MAYO, DOUCH BAGS!!!

[KhrisiGirl]

My personal favorite for a girl that sleeps around and around and around: cockwrangler



Khrisi <--- not a cockwrangler

[MASTER]

The other night I’m out at the bar and I run into some FVCKTARD COCKJOCKEY who’s tryin’ to get to my girls DESERT YETI, so I’m like wtf?!?! Can’t you see that those PISS FLAPS are with me COCK HELMET? Does she look like some TRAMPS MING that goes around being an ARSE BANDIT with COCK SNOTS like you? I then told this HAIRY CRACK to CHECK THAT SHIT, or I’ll BREAK UR LEGS you STICKY WHITE LOVE PISS, GENTLEMENS RELISH, DONKEY BOTTOM BITER!!! He starts gettin’ all mouthy, and was like, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF you MUTTON DAGGER!

You're all a bunch of GUY GLUE, MAN MAYO, DOUCH BAGS!!!

Rofl!

[kloter1]

git r done

[Rob]

I say the word kunt way too much because of ****ken Dally

[Rob]

git r done

you must of watched Conan last night eh..

[MatrixGuy]

The other night I’m out at the bar and I run into some FVCKTARD COCKJOCKEY who’s tryin’ to get to my girls DESERT YETI, so I’m like wtf?!?! Can’t you see that those PISS FLAPS are with me COCK HELMET? Does she look like some TRAMPS MING that goes around being an ARSE BANDIT with COCK SNOTS like you? I then told this HAIRY CRACK to CHECK THAT SHIT, or I’ll BREAK UR LEGS you STICKY WHITE LOVE PISS, GENTLEMENS RELISH, DONKEY BOTTOM BITER!!! He starts gettin’ all mouthy, and was like, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF you MUTTON DAGGER!

You're all a bunch of GUY GLUE, MAN MAYO, DOUCH BAGS!!!

LMAO

Quality!

[63190]

Swamp ass(sweaty ass, when it's all humid in you draws)
90weight breath(foul smelling, go to an auto parts store and smell some, if you ever change your own, even worse)

[chinups]

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

[63190]

Man Sauce(ejaculate)

[Hard Head]

Turd Burgleur
Rump Ranger
Chesticles

[NotSmall]

Spunktrumpet

[Giantz11]

Pig Fvcker
Slam Pig
Slammy

[OSTIE]

Polesmokin potato peeler...
Shitbag...

All that come to mind right now

[NotSmall]

"Shut ya cock holster"

"He buries his bone in the back garden"

[novastepp]

"When The River Is Red... Use The Dirt Road"

[MASTER]

Stink ho

[G-Force]

purple headed womb broom
spam javelin
beef bayonet

fanny fart
love guff
Trouser cough
bottom burp

[NotSmall]

bottom burp

I always preferred "poo burp"

[G-Force]

second hand donkey bottom biter
bramble pussy
smelly cheese whipet
@nal wizard
Plonker

[BARLOW]

sheep ****er.

[G-Force]

wanky arse biscuits
sweaty goitter monkey
fondling equipment

[Teabagger]

It's ok to swim in a muddy river...just don't drink the water!!!

smegma head

vulva lips

clitnipple

penis breath

pooty coots (pussy farts)

sphincter lips

spooge

[MASTER]

beef curtains
fish tacos
cock smuggler
dirtbag

[Evil Predator]

Cum bucket
cock holster

and one can never use the word Mother****er too many times..

[G-Force]

slut bucket
bucket hunting (looking for sluts)

[Mizfit]

Words:
Fathum
myriad

Sayings
i'm in love with someone i haven't met yet"
"Never miss anyone from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your future."
"You are the vice I never hope to give up"
"Fate determines who comes into our lives.. the heart determines who stays"
Reality begins when i start believing in it."

[powerliftmike]

"ball cheese"
"anal invader"

lol

[G-Force]

Harmonious cock weasel