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    Tennis player 2 year ban for juice


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    Tennis is for pussies anyway

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    I was gonna say, who cares it's tennis!



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    ah it's okay, he was just a teenager. he can still win shit in 2 years when he's 19

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    dont listen to shit SC and US have to say.. they are doubles partners in real life.. play every tusday and sunday!

    haha i could see it now..

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    Hhaha im laughing my ass off IRL right now pictureing two big ass bald mfers running up and down a tennis court.

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    a girl tested postive for deca ? Whats with all these retards using deca if they know theyre tested..not mentioning for TENNIS. Kinna like the story of the surfer dude awhile ago testing positive for drol..must have been fresh off of it. Haha..oh and I saw "anabolic agent clenbuterol " that was funny

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    I like tennis, maybe agassi took some roids. Hes gone bald and looks hairier. also his wife looks like she took some test.

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    Tennis is the one of the hardest sports to make it in. Plus there steriod policy is insane. Mariano Puerta of Argentina just got an 8 year suspension for his second steriod offense. The second was clen I think, he claimed his girlfriend slipped it in his coffe to make him leaner, without him knowing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by tranzit
    dont listen to shit SC and US have to say.. they are doubles partners in real life.. play every tusday and sunday!

    haha i could see it now..
    Ha,,,, 2 funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by tranzit
    Hhaha im laughing my ass off IRL right now pictureing two big ass bald mfers running up and down a tennis court.

    LMAO.................FAULT!!!!

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    None of you have ever played tennis before probably...it's not an easy sport to be good at.

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    It's def not. I think it's one of the easier sports to play but like everything its hard to become great at it. I have to admit it's pretty tiring also.

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    this makes me laughs like hell!!!!


    steroids helps me in my tennis!!!!! **** noooooo, no real gear head on juice will be good playing tennis, Imagine the PUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch!

    she was probaly injured and nandrolone was the key

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    this makes me laughs like hell!!!!


    steroids helps me in my tennis!!!!! **** noooooo, no real gear head on juice will be good playing tennis, Imagine the PUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouch!

    she was probaly injured and nandrolone was the key
    Cmon Bro not all steriods are used to make you big, you should know that. Cyclists and runners use it for endurance, strength, and recovery, same with tennis players. Not all people who juice are football and baseball players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    It's def not. I think it's one of the easier sports to play but like everything its hard to become great at it. I have to admit it's pretty tiring also.
    Tennis is cardio. I don't do cardio. Screw tennis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Tennis is cardio. I don't do cardio. Screw tennis.

    How the hell do you stay so lean?

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    Carlos is a genetic freak i hate him.

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    steroids is not always used to get big....

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    How the hell do you stay so lean?
    Quote Originally Posted by tranzit
    Carlos is a genetic freak i hate him.
    I eat chicken, turkey and fish which is leaner cuts of meat. No pork or beef. Plus, I have hyperthyroidism. An over active metabolism. t's like having natural high T3. i take medication to lower my thyroid levels and I have to eat 24 hours a day and fatty foods just to maintain weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    steroids is not always used to get big....
    it should be.

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    i actually like watching tennis. i think it translates really well to a television audience, and i like the fact that you can overcome any deficeit. fun game to play too, and very taxing. i could image GH or NPP really helping you out, because

    a) joint support

    b) maintaining LBMand overall health during the grueling tennis season.

    that shit would take it's toll on you really bad. running full s[eed and stopping on a hard surface for 15-20 hours a week is why you don't see much success for anyone over 30.

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    well, look on the bright side, the dude has two years to run hella gear, then go back to playing tennis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Plus, I have hyperthyroidism. An over active metabolism. t's like having natural high T3. i take medication to lower my thyroid levels and I have to eat 24 hours a day and fatty foods just to maintain weight.
    Boo f*cking hoo!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Tennis is for pussies anyway
    No way mayne! Tennis is awesome....

    It's a great sport to play with a chiq.

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    and why the hell was Guillermo Coria taking nandrolone ?

    I could have been an awesome tennis player, but I never stuck with it.

    I have the height, power, quickness and looks.


    Hopefully there will be some genetic freak that will surprise everyone on the pro circuit with his huge muscles and powerful serve in the near future. Andy Roddick holds the most powerful serve at the moment. What's that say about Tennis.
    Last edited by Smak; 01-12-2006 at 09:59 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    and why the hell was Guillermo Coria taking nandrolone ?

    I could have been an awesome tennis player, but I never stuck with it.

    I have the height, power, quickness and looks.


    Hopefully there will be some genetic freak that will surprise everyone on the pro circuit with his huge muscles and powerful serve in the near future. Andy Roddick holds the most powerful serve at the moment. What's that say about Tennis.
    My friend knows Andy Roddick cool ass guy, doesnt take gear though I was so shocked

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    juice???......for tennis???................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    and why the hell was Guillermo Coria taking nandrolone ?
    lol i diidn't see that before. that dude weighs like 125. he's a little bitch i wish he'd gotten an abcess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Tennis is for pussies anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    No way mayne! Tennis is awesome....

    It's a great sport to play with a chiq.
    Didn't he just say that?

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    hot

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I was gonna say, who cares it's tennis!



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    OK, mod or not, don't use my girl as your avatar damn it! She has always been hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JR.SHRED
    My friend knows Andy Roddick cool ass guy, doesnt take gear though I was so shocked
    LoL... Andy Roddick Has taken gear that I can assure you of!

    It is well knows that if you work with Brad Gilbert he is going to put you on something.... Look at it his way... how fast did Agassi put on weight after joinning Gilbert in the past!

    Take a look at pics of Roddick 16 months or so ago and compare them to him now... he must be about 10 pounds lighter if not more... and also.. when was the last time you say him blast a serve close to 150 m/h down the line... not recently.. mostly kick and slice form what I have seen.

    Also look at Rafael Nadal.... the kid won a round at an ATP level event when he was about 15 or so then you dont hear about him for 2 years and then he shows up pumped up and able to run the court a million times... he didnt play one ATP level event in those 2 years and mainly just practiced with Carlos Moya in Majorca... LoL... Hint Hint!

    Sharapova grew who knows how many inchs in 2 years at Bollitiery Academy and they just tried to do the same with a 15 year old Croatian girl that made the Quarters/Semis of last years Rolland Garros (French Open) but she has just gotten caught and bannned for 2 years...LoL

    I could go on and on... hehehe... but I am sure you get the point... I remember reading that Tennis is harder on your body than boxing for example... I am currently 210 pounds... try shifting that right to left ; back to front and couple hundred times a day until you are 30...LoL

    Do you really think Agassi didnt play the Masters or the Australian Open because he couldnt or maybe he was just taking a full 3 months (on something) to make sure him back would last him through the season!



    Well I got operated on my shoulder (rotator cuff) 5 months ago and have been playing for 3 weeks now and already have contracted tendinitis on the shoulder. I am planning to start a Cycle myself of around 300mg Test E & 200mg Deca per week running for 10 weeks to see if I can get my shoulder back up to shape... dont feel I have a choice and I am certain I will not be tested untill Jan 2007 (by choice) so I am confident the cycle will give me the boost I need.
    Last edited by TENNISADD2005; 01-30-2006 at 10:42 PM.

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    Why would a tennis player need juice anyways?

    You know what the hardest part about tennis IS?!?!
    Telling your parents you're gay!!!

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    Ha ha 16 yr old girl on juice!

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    Lmao

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    Anyone seen the new Maxim? The woman in there is some tennis pro's wife and she is amazing...check it out....slightly off topic but it has the word tennis in it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    Why would a tennis player need juice anyways?

    You know what the hardest part about tennis IS?!?!
    Telling your parents you're gay!!!
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... TENNIS is awesome....

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    Tennis is a fun sport, i would play it more if i could run for more than about 2 minutes without collapsing.

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    I Hear ya Mate... In Europe Tennis is considered a sport... being from Portugal I could choose between Football (not soccer...LoL) or Tennis...

    Not much of a team player so I was left with tennis...

    Nobody gave me the option to play American Football or Baseball!

    Portugal is in the same group as England in Davis Cup... so if we beat Luxemburg in the 1st round we are off to London to play you guys... so even though you cant play it you should definetly go watch

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